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Getting dumped while in the middle of getting laid...
I started to dump her after dinner but she started rubbing my thigh, so instead I said it mid-coitus. I think it was her first time getting lumped...
lumped by thehendrizzleshow June 5, 2015
Words you can keep
I went to the bar last night...and I got lumped!
lumped by spenbizzy September 7, 2003
Fucking a man, woman and or alien while getting dumped by them even though your having an affair with Bethany but Susan doesn’t understand why the FUCK CAN’T I KISS HER LIKE, YOU ARE BETTER WITH SEX SHE IS BETTER AT BEING KIND AND THOUGHTFUL. GOD
while I had sex with INSERT USERNAME HERE, INSERT USERNAME2 came in and saw that I was at the bottom so she was mad and lumped me
lumped by BEAN LAD December 16, 2019
Dam baby, you go me so lumped.
Lumped by Slammer of the dick January 15, 2020
That something is strange or un-natural.
the word comes from the lumps that tumors produce, they are un-natural and weird.
Yo that shit is lumped
Lumped by crash at dylans February 28, 2022

Lumped up 

To get beat to shit. So physical lumps and lacerations are visible.
Yo I was at the pizza joint and these lames were grillin so needless to say they got lumped up.
Lumped up by C$.Mal December 15, 2009

Lumped by crabcake 

Another word of saying you got owned. A phrase said to someone to put them down or when they lose a game.
You just got lumped by crabcake in that round!
Lumped by crabcake by broski10 April 22, 2009
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
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