lumpd

a person who has only had dry sex. ( bra and boxers)

Haha Sarina has only been lumpd.

by biere March 21, 2010

Lump Check

This is a Government Check for basically doing nothing. It could be a State or Federal Check. Examples of State Checks are Unemployment, Welfare, and other State Programs. Federal Examples are the Big Enchilada of them all: S.S.I. & S.S.D.I. The Child Tax Credit Wheez that Hyperinflation Joe had pumpin' was another one. Landlords with tenants on Section 8 are also getting Lump Checks.

Man, I really need the first of the month to arrive so I can get my Lump Check!

by Elizabeth Warren's Papaw May 18, 2022

Lilypad Love Lumps

When a woman's tits are so empty and saggy that they float on the bath water like lilly pads. Amazing how flat they look. Like tortillas

Just walked in on the other half in the bath and her titties look like Lilypad love lumps

by Working Class Hero November 25, 2020

Lump Off

Lump is commonly used as a substitute for the word "fuck" in the animated show Adventure Time. This substitution was originally used by the character Lumpy Space Princess (often abbreviated to LSP). It was later adopted by the other characters in the show and soon became a more frequently used saying.

I SAID LUMP OFF MOM!

by Crazy Book Badger June 5, 2011

lumpatrump

The dense mass of mind-bending news information metastasizing throughout the day.

Hit with a lumpatrump at the end of the workday, it’s hard to go for my evening run.

by Dr Bunnygirl November 26, 2017

Lumodobogathist

A lumodobogathist means that a person is a certified clown

Have you seen Jake yet?
No, but I've heard that he's a massive lumodobogathist

by ClownEnterprises November 18, 2022

Helga Lumpneck

A very beautiful girl in a blue polka-dot bikini. She will sometimes stuff her bikini.

"Hey bro, Helga Lumpneck is looking beautiful today."

by dude-man-guy December 29, 2020