lumberi
This furry is a lumberi.
lumberi by SG_masterpigman August 25, 2021
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lumberjack mac
(N) A female of odd sorts; A little heavy on the top, but a little light on the bottom. Loves to ride four wheelers, usually with blonde headed rugrats in tow-- to and from hauling various types of wood. Wood as in oak, cedar, pallets, or any dick that is available <1mile from her residence. Hobbies include, but are not limited to; weedeating, chopping wood, rawdawgin' Blevins, or fucking a host of kin and work times are from 10 a.m to 2 p.m.
Did you see Lumberjack Mac yesterday? I'm sure she had something negative to say. As she always knows what's right and you are always wrong.
lumberjack mac by Kaster Master November 19, 2021
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lumberjackulate
Chris: I lumberjackulated in the Amazon over spring break.
Barb: Damnit Chris, you know we're in a climate crisis!
Barb: Damnit Chris, you know we're in a climate crisis!
lumberjackulate by Collins-Belle October 10, 2019
Sad Lumberjack
Sad Lumberjack by Alphasymphonic January 11, 2017
lumberjackolicious
lumberjackolicious (adj.): A guy with just enough facial hair to resemble Paul Bunyan, and the body of Channing Tatum. He's smart, funny, knows his way around a chainsaw, and can throw you over his shoulder to outrun a forest fire. His favorite food is wet, juicy steak, and he drinks moonshine out of a Mason jar. But his most attractive talent is when he rubs his girlfriend's back when she's puking after an all-night bender.
Most likely seen in a muddy Subaru, because he has a soft side for the environment and bunnies.
Most likely seen in a muddy Subaru, because he has a soft side for the environment and bunnies.
The new guy upstairs just brought me a bunny he whittled out of a piece of his wooden leg. He's so lumberjackolicious.
Or:
Hot Dave shaved a silhouette of my bosoms in his chest. His lumberjackolicious acts of love make me quiver.
Or:
Hot Dave shaved a silhouette of my bosoms in his chest. His lumberjackolicious acts of love make me quiver.
lumberjackolicious by HJ4H January 12, 2015
Lumber
1. Noun: Timber that has been sawn into rough planks or other wise only partly prepared.
2. Verb: To move in a slow, heavy, awkward way.
3. Adjective: Having some kind of outdoor based rugged-ness, usually a finely trimmed beard. Used to describe a lumbersexual or mountain man. Only the manliest of all men are lumber.
4. Noun: Another word for erection or boner, derived from the word "wood".
2. Verb: To move in a slow, heavy, awkward way.
3. Adjective: Having some kind of outdoor based rugged-ness, usually a finely trimmed beard. Used to describe a lumbersexual or mountain man. Only the manliest of all men are lumber.
4. Noun: Another word for erection or boner, derived from the word "wood".
Chris Hemsworth and George Clooney are the two most lumbersexual people I know, it isn't possible to be more lumber than those two.
You've got a lumber going on down there, you need to control yourself.
You've got a lumber going on down there, you need to control yourself.
Lumber by Dr. Mountain July 12, 2015
Lumbersnack
When your man is outside doing yard work, especially involving cutting down trees and chopping wood and he is looking like a SNACK.
Lumbersnack by janellejello June 17, 2018
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