Lumber

1. Noun: Timber that has been sawn into rough planks or other wise only partly prepared.

2. Verb: To move in a slow, heavy, awkward way.

3. Adjective: Having some kind of outdoor based rugged-ness, usually a finely trimmed beard. Used to describe a lumbersexual or mountain man. Only the manliest of all men are lumber.

4. Noun: Another word for erection or boner, derived from the word "wood".

Chris Hemsworth and George Clooney are the two most lumbersexual people I know, it isn't possible to be more lumber than those two.

You've got a lumber going on down there, you need to control yourself.

by Dr. Mountain June 30, 2015

Lumber

A Scottish word for a date

I'm going on my own to the dance but do you have a lumber like Jimmy

by Ashers September 5, 2003

Lumber

a group of fat girls.

No that was not a herd of elephants, it was a lumber of fat girls.

by jlynnwest October 13, 2010

Lumber

A word used to refer to a baseball bat but at the same time used as an innuendo for manmeat.

1. Yo lemme see your lumber, it's black right?

2. Need some help addin' lube to your lumber? I got the pine tar right here.

3. Whoah, your lumber is huge, i might need to use that sometime, maybe tonight... at the game.

by noodles April 2, 2003

Lumber

Marijuana stems. Generally referring to obnoxiously big sticks with little or no buds attached to them found in a bag of pot to give it weight.

Fuck copping weed from Jimmy man, that low-count's bags are always full of lumber.

by Spanky McSpunk April 14, 2003

Lumber

Lumber is what is used for a good bonfire which is nice for cracking a cold one with the boys or just having a good time. It's always a good idea to keep a thing of lumber on your person, but its ideal to have about two things of lumber just in case.

Male #1: Aye, who's tryna crack some cold ones tonight over a crispy fire?

Male #2: I got lumber.

Male #1: Sweet! How many bundles?

Male #2: Two bundles o' lumber.

Insignificant Female: What the hell are you two talking about?

by TheRealBvad July 20, 2017

Lumber

yet another word for an erection, derived from the word 'wood.'

You know that really hot new chick? She totally gave me lumber.

by yami-chan April 5, 2007