Urban Dictionary: Lumber

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1. Noun: Timber that has been sawn into rough planks or other wise only partly prepared.

2. Verb: To move in a slow, heavy, awkward way.

3. Adjective: Having some kind of outdoor based rugged-ness, usually a finely trimmed beard. Used to describe a lumbersexual or mountain man. Only the manliest of all men are lumber.

4. Noun: Another word for erection or boner, derived from the word "wood".

Chris Hemsworth and George Clooney are the two most lumbersexual people I know, it isn't possible to be more lumber than those two.

You've got a lumber going on down there, you need to control yourself.

by Dr. Mountain July 12, 2015

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sending two texts in a row without a reply inbetween.

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lumber

when you got "wood" or a boner

man she sat on his lap and when he stood up you could tell he had some lumber goin on

by bizzle April 03, 2004

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Lumber

A Scottish word for a date

I'm going on my own to the dance but do you have a lumber like Jimmy

by Ashers September 05, 2003

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Lumber

a group of fat girls.

No that was not a herd of elephants, it was a lumber of fat girls.

by jlynnwest October 13, 2010

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lumber

marijuana

i had to call the lumberjack (dealer) to see if he had cut down any lumber today for me.
he picked up a few sticks for me since there aren't many abundant forests in the area.

by i'd have a drink with george w November 10, 2008