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LMAOWMPOTG 

Laughing my ass off with my pants on the ground
Guy 1:*types LMAOWMPOTG* in chat box

Guy 2:oh you too?? that video of that girl eating shit on the dirt bike was hilarious!
LMAOWMPOTG by Retribution X February 19, 2010
Related Words

lmaowacimg

AOL slang for Laughing My Ass Off With A Cheeto In My Grasp
Peter: And that's what she said.
Frank: lmaowacimg
lmaowacimg by D-For May 13, 2005

lmaowjmo 

Laughing My Ass Off While Jacking Myself Off.

It's one of those jokes that's so funny it sort of gives you a slight boner. Like the first time you heard "jizz in my pants", you were so entertained by it that you sort of got a mind boner - just a very pleasant feeling.

It's also going the extra mile to proclaim love for a joke. Usually people just caps-lock lmao to show their love. This really goes the extra effort - it's 4 extra letters. Plus, it's a ridiculous image when you literally think about it.
"Dude I'm so fucked."

"Why?"

"I guess, like, maybe, my mom, like, just found hella nude pictures of myself that I took for Playgirl."

"lmao"

"It's not a joke! It's my life!!"

"lmaowjmo"

"You're a horrible friend!"
lmaowjmo by mosarmani November 8, 2009

LMAOWFUD 

Laughing My Ass Off While Fucking Ur Dog
Retard: *eats absolute shit on vert*

Retard’s Friend: LMAOWFUD
LMAOWFUD by SlickRickDickFuck August 24, 2022

lmaowned 

A combination of the words lmao and owned that is used when someone or something is owned in an amusing way.
"Oh man, someone spiked my food with laxatives, I've been on the shitter all night."

"Lmaowned!"
lmaowned by Glumble May 22, 2006

lmaownage 

Laughing My Ass Off Ownage

The popular phrase enhanced by ownage to accentuate the extent to which one is afflicted by the giggles
Will: Hey, Park, you love poop in your face
Park: lmaownage, Will. You owned me.
lmaownage by Will Deslinger April 7, 2008
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
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