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Laugh My Ass Off While Blushing
When your partner is arguing with you about something stupid while complimenting you
Him: YOU'RE F*CKING GORGEOUS
Her: LMAOWB
lmaowb by Realityheck August 4, 2022
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LMAOWMPOTG 

Laughing my ass off with my pants on the ground
Guy 1:*types LMAOWMPOTG* in chat box

Guy 2:oh you too?? that video of that girl eating shit on the dirt bike was hilarious!
LMAOWMPOTG by Retribution X February 19, 2010

lmaowacimg

AOL slang for Laughing My Ass Off With A Cheeto In My Grasp
Peter: And that's what she said.
Frank: lmaowacimg
lmaowacimg by D-For May 13, 2005
The popular TF2 hacking software.
"get good,get LMAObox"
LMAObox by N33 December 30, 2017

lmaowjmo 

Laughing My Ass Off While Jacking Myself Off.

It's one of those jokes that's so funny it sort of gives you a slight boner. Like the first time you heard "jizz in my pants", you were so entertained by it that you sort of got a mind boner - just a very pleasant feeling.

It's also going the extra mile to proclaim love for a joke. Usually people just caps-lock lmao to show their love. This really goes the extra effort - it's 4 extra letters. Plus, it's a ridiculous image when you literally think about it.
"Dude I'm so fucked."

"Why?"

"I guess, like, maybe, my mom, like, just found hella nude pictures of myself that I took for Playgirl."

"lmao"

"It's not a joke! It's my life!!"

"lmaowjmo"

"You're a horrible friend!"
lmaowjmo by mosarmani November 8, 2009
I broke up wit his ass ovah a txt lmaobs, damn bitch you bogus.
LMAOBS by Lady Jizzy JK March 22, 2011
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EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."
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A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
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Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.
Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026
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