lucky7 

Some fucking asshole who lost his fucking parents because he cannot fuck. Why? Because this asshole shaved off his penis hair and cut off his penis.

Hi, I am lucky7. Also a celesaurivern. Please to meet you.

lucky7 by lucky7 April 17, 2004

Lucky Wilson 

One who has a natural dumb luck that bails them out of any situation, regardless of severity.

A person who gets through life on pure luck and chance but think they have a 'gift'

When you get beaten by that guy who called your all-in with pocket aces pre-flop with a 3-5 off suit who then makes a straight on the flop. That guy has performed a 'Lucky Wilson'

Lucky Wilson by Nick Guyton November 7, 2007

lucky butt wipe 

when you wipe your butt and your finger breaks through and you get lucky

I was using some cheap toilet paper and had a lucky butt wipe

lucky butt wipe by AMan The Man January 21, 2016

Lucky Charms Disease 

Lucky Charms' Disease is a disorder characterized most commonly by green poops, otherwise known as diarrhea. LCD causes a great deal of discomfort and distress, but it does not permanently harm the intestines and does not lead to a serious disease, such as cancer. Most people can control their symptoms by simply cutting Lucky Charms Cereal out of their diet. For some people, however, LCD can be disabling. They may be unable to work, attend social events, or even travel short distances without droppin a duece de verde.

Joel: Bro my shits have been green and hot ALL day....this blows.

Spenser: Dude it's gotta be Lucky Charms Disease. How many bowls of that shit dude you eat this morning?

Lucky Charms Disease by methh September 13, 2010

Lucky Lurker 

A slut or prostitute that frequents Indian casinos for her prospects or John's.

So I gave that lucky lurker my room key and when I went back upstairs she was duct taping her pussy open on webcam.

Lucky Lurker by Ranchgirls December 5, 2020

lucky lucky man 

African lads who sell fake brand sunglasses and watches in package holiday places like Costa del wherever. Typically they will say their stuff is "half price" and that they have a "special offer for you". They think all white people are named del boy. They roll their "R"s.

Rumours that Yaya Toure was a lucky lucky man before becoming a footballer are unsubstantiated.

James "the lucky lucky man is selling cheap Rolex's"
Fin "what price"
James in African accent "half price, 10 year guarantee, call Africa"

lucky lucky man by Chimpy100 June 25, 2014

my lucky sock 

the one thing i cant find

do you or do you now know where my lucky sock is, mom?

my lucky sock by the cooler penguin27 April 21, 2020