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Casinos don't make anything better. Most of the people that lived in Detroit didn't leave because they didn't have a casino nearby, Detroit had deeper problems than that. So far nothing replaced the music industry that was there, and the auto industry started losing it's edge a long time ago. People most likely once thought it would never happen in Detroit, but Detroit is not the only place something like that can happen.
Casinos seem like a way the people in charge try to convince the people that live there that everything is okay and under control when in reality it's been in trouble for a long time, and the people in charge are ignoring it because they don't really give a fuck about anything but being in charge.
Casinos by Solid Mantis March 10, 2021
Words you can keep

Wario Billionaires Casinos 

I lost all my money gambling at Wario Billionaires Casinos.

Kosher Casino

Noun. A synonym for the stock market
Boris: The entire market is down today but I made 3,000 bucks
Rodger: Dang you played and won at the Kosher Casino. Beat them at their own game
Kosher Casino by Duke, PhD February 2, 2023

casino charlie 

is a raving mad man who has consumed gallons of alcohol and mounds of cocaine a show dog couldnt jump over. He is a mild mannered lab tech whose makes this Dr Jekyll/Mr Hyde transformation upon this binge. He can be found shooting salad at trashy strip joints, local bars or afterhours at the hardrock casino. He is on a drunken quest to make it rainand will not stop until he has done so or is broke and already gone to amscot. Other than a few chicken wings or an unlucky egg mcmuffin, casino charlie wont eat or sleep for days. He will get all vitamins and nutrients from crown royal, beer, and slutty stripper tit sweat. Loss of cell phone, wallet, keys and even shoes occur during casino charlies rant. He, in his own mind, is a super cool chick magnet often referring to himself as the black jesus. These binges spiral out of control and usually end up with casino charlie in jail, stuck on rail road tracks, in the back of an unknown mexicans pickup truck, the J-spa or in his chamber of silence.
Shawn: wheres Robby ?
Jake: I dunno, havent seen robby in days but casino charlie just drank another 12 pack and is on the way to the J-spa to get a handy !
casino charlie by GIRTH brooks March 31, 2008

Casino Ass

Sitting at a slot machine for a long period of time.
Doug: Have you seen Eric today?
Brad: Ya he has got casino ass on Glitz.
Doug: Wow he's been at that slot machine for a long time.
Casino Ass by snoop161616 October 5, 2011

Tranquility Base Hotel and Casino

A holiday resort on the moon.
Person 1: have you ever been to Tranquility Base Hotel and Casino?

Person 2: yeah they have a pretty good taqueria there, definitely four stars out of five

Global casino 

Another term for the 'stock market'. Due to the overwhelming amount of money gambled on a daily basis at stock markets around the world, they may collectively be understood to be the 'global casino'.
Wife: Honey, could you please pick up the kids after school?

Stock Broker Husband: Not going to happen sweetie...my buds and I are all getting loaded and going to the global casino, I'll see you tomorrow.
Global casino by jesustime March 17, 2009
More from Urban Dictionary

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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