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lube luck 

This phrase can be used to wish someone good luck who is about to get screwed over, not in a sexual way but more in a life situation
David: Dude, I'm about to get my ass kicked at work, I stuffed up big time with a major client so my boss is angry and wants to see me!

Jeremy: you're fucked, lube luck to you.
lube luck by jimoth_halp October 29, 2020
Related Words

Spunk Lube 

When you ejaculate into your hands and use it as lubricant during sexual activities
“Use the spunk lube
“Shall we use spunk lube
“Spunk in me for lube
“He used spunk lube”
Spunk Lube by Women Moment September 17, 2020

Economy Lube 

An Ontario quick lube and oil chain that has been known to scam unsuspecting drivers. It may offer a 10-minute oil change for $20, but upsell you with stuff you don't need. CBC program Marketplace nailed those skeezebags putting in oil and other fluids that could wreck your car, or not doing the job you paid them to do. Beware.
Want to wreck your new car? Take it to Economy Lube.

My brother is so dumb that he drove his truck to Economy Lube for an oil change. The grease monkeys who obviously got kicked out of a sketchy trade school put in the wrong fluids - and, now, my brother has to pay $4,000 for a new engine. Moron!
Economy Lube by The Real Canadian August 17, 2015

Reverse Jiffy Lube 

A hybrid of the popular reach around penis grab. This occurs when a female reaches between a males legs from behind and begins to grip and rub the penis. Done over clothes and results in a penis erection. Usually done as a mating ritual to see if the male "sizes up" so to speak.
Jenny is giving Earl a reverse Jiffy Lube. That lucky S.O.B.
Reverse Jiffy Lube by DIRECTOR DRE December 9, 2008

Puerto Rican Lube Job

A sexual act when your girlfriend or wife is on her period and you can't have intercourse. She therefore spits on her hand and jerks you off.
Micheal: You sure are in a chipper mood, did you get laid last night?

Shane: Not exactly, my girlfriend is up on blocks, so she gave me a Puerto Rican Lube job.
(vb.) To apply lubricant to the anus or vagina in preparation for sexual congress.
Patrick: "lube up Clive, I gotta hankering for some arse lovin'"
lube up by VegasMalone June 22, 2020