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Doug Ford, the incompetent and fault-finding Premier of Ontario. He’s Donald Trump Light, with half the bigotry and all the girth.
Although we need to enforce certain restrictions during the pandemic, Premier Fat Ass has to turn Ontario into a police state. That’s just crazy!
by The Real Canadian April 16, 2021
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A white, middle-aged bitch who rats out law-abiding blacks for such normal things as holding a picnic at the park. Insufferably promoting white privilege and a believer of every loony conspiracy theory ever written, Karen puts other people at risk. Even herself.
Karen thinks COVID-19 is a hoax.
Karen gets COVID-19.
Karen dies.
Don't be a Karen.
by The Real Canadian July 7, 2020
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The stench, psychological and physical damage, and destruction that result from raising 13 kids (and counting) under dirty, creepy and abusive circumstances. It only takes one person (a close family member) to expose two weirdos for that they really are.
My partner and I wanted to buy a house in Perris, but it was covered in Turpintine. We settled for an old crack house instead.
by The Real Canadian February 6, 2018
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That horn dog got away with sexually harassment until one of his targets ratted him out. Now, he’s taking a permanent vacation.
by The Real Canadian April 16, 2021
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The, ahem, barbaric act of cutting off a guy's penis. Named for one such lucky guy, John Bobbitt, whose then-wife sliced off his manhood before tossing it in the woods. (Don't worry, they found it later).
Charlie: Have you heard that Tom got Bobbitted?

Carrie: He deserved it. Tom cheated on Miranda with Allie, Julie and Kate, and he was working on Erica. What a cad!

Charlie: I hope that I didn't eat his wiener with mustard and relish for lunch. He's gross!
by The Real Canadian April 30, 2019
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A beautiful airhead with big boobs and small brains, this two-legged animal would screw anything (including a dirty old man who is old enough to be their great-great grandfather) to get to the top. Some would even take their clothes off to get any kind of attention from the public.
Bambi, my ex-girlfriend, has spent all of her inheritance from her rich uncle to get fake boobs. She has such low self-esteem that she looks like a Playboy Bunny just to get dates with rich old men.
by The Real Canadian September 7, 2016
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A diminutive term for skeletons.
I’m going to scare the shit out of those trick or treaters this Halloween. My yard will be littered with talking skellies, pop-up zombies, tombstones and cackling witches.

Then, those Reese’s peanut butter cups will be mine. Brouhaha!
by The Real Canadian September 18, 2021
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