lowbat 

Shorthand for low battery. Often heard in the Philippines and other fob countries.

I used my cell phone all day and now it's lowbat.

lowbat by Blackflame619 June 30, 2009

Lowball 

(Verb) In regards to bartering and trading, the term "lowball" is used by greedy sellers who don't understand depreciation and are attempting to make a buyer look bad.

Guy 1: That guy just tried to lowball me
Guy 2: Maybe you should read Economics for Dummies

Lowball by Trillzill420 June 24, 2021

LOLbated

When you laugh out loud at your own joke.

OMFG I totally just LOLbated.

LOLbated by mtPoopsAlot April 26, 2017

Lowball Lonnie 

A guy that comes to your yard sale real early, sees your 1989 Nintendo plus 50 games and offers you $5 for the box. Walks around the sale picking up everything expensive asking "Would you take $1 for this? How about $.50???". Then when they go to pay they hand you a $20 dollar bill for $3 of stuff!!!
The guy probably stores it all in a shed and sells it all on Ebay.

That Fuckin Lowball Lonnie offered me $1 for my $90 TI Calculator!!!!

Every time I have a yard sale a Lowball Lonnie shows up at 5am with $3 to spend.

Lowball Lonnie by Sharing My Knowledge July 17, 2019

lowbar 

Verbification of the expression "set the bar low." To be a remarkably low standard.

antonym: highbar

Taylor was ever so grateful for Seth's drunken karaoke performance, as it lowbarred her rendition of Mulan's "Be a Man."

lowbar by meltinggrape January 21, 2016

Lobato 

A sexual activity wherein the performer ejaculates onto his own back, usually by flipping over whilst the ejaculate is still in midair.

Greg got bored of masturbating, so he started spicing it up with acrobatics like the Lobato.

Lobato by Rag Man December 1, 2010

You ain't got no lowfat syrup! 

A phrase that is said when you want to change the subject of a conversation. Usually when you want to avoid the subject you are talking about. Similar to " You ain't got no pancake mix!"

Guy 1: So, why did you pour your coffee on my brand new shirt?

Guy 2: You ain't got no lowfat syrup!

You ain't got no lowfat syrup! by WhatDoesYourPotatoeSmellLike January 22, 2011