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When you laugh out loud at your own joke.
OMFG I totally just LOLbated.
by mtPoopsAlot April 26, 2017

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When an executive is addressing employee concerns, but just ends up talking about himself.
executive: I know some of you are concerned about our company growing pains. It's reminds me of when I ran a marathon...blah blah blah.
employee: OMFG could he not execubate all over us.
by mtPoopsAlot April 26, 2017

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When you text someone repeatedly so they will feel the shake until they reply.
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me: Dude where are you?
them: crickets
me:

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them: stop with the pocket bomb!
by mtPoopsAlot June 12, 2017

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