mtPoopsAlot's definitions

LOLbated

When you laugh out loud at your own joke.

OMFG I totally just LOLbated.

by mtPoopsAlot April 26, 2017

pocket bomb

When you text someone repeatedly so they will feel the shake until they reply.
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me: Dude where are you?
them: crickets
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them: stop with the pocket bomb!

by mtPoopsAlot June 12, 2017

Execubate

When an executive is addressing employee concerns, but just ends up talking about himself.

executive: I know some of you are concerned about our company growing pains. It's reminds me of when I ran a marathon...blah blah blah.
employee: OMFG could he not execubate all over us.

by mtPoopsAlot April 26, 2017