A person that may be described as weird or crazy. Or a person doing a task or job without any common sense (i.e. putting one's hand on hot stovetop).
Hey, look at that lotia over there!
If he is seriously dressed like that he must be a lotia.
Don't put your hand in the toaster you Lotia!
If he is seriously dressed like that he must be a lotia.
Don't put your hand in the toaster you Lotia!
by Gary_2010 August 2, 2010
Get the lotia mug.Coined by comedian Bill Burr and his girlfriend Nia Hill (aka the "Lovely Nia") and shared with his legions of fans via the Monday Morning Podcast.
Refers to something that should be good but ends up being bad. Originated when Bill was about to give Nia a back massage (good) but didn't rub his hands to warm up the lotion which resulted in Nia getting shocked by the sensation his cold freckle-marked hands on her warm skin (bad). Should be said like an African American pimp stereotype from the 1970s.
Refers to something that should be good but ends up being bad. Originated when Bill was about to give Nia a back massage (good) but didn't rub his hands to warm up the lotion which resulted in Nia getting shocked by the sensation his cold freckle-marked hands on her warm skin (bad). Should be said like an African American pimp stereotype from the 1970s.
Person one - "I got a raise a few weeks ago and finally got my pay check. Turns out I was bumped into a higher tax bracket and I now net less than before."
Person two - "Shiiiiiiit bro, that be some cold lotion!"
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Person one - "I finally got a date with Margret. Afterwards we went back to my place to fuck but when I took off her shirt she had the worst banana tits ever. I couldn't get it up."
Person two - "Ooooooo that is some cold lotion son!"
Person two - "Shiiiiiiit bro, that be some cold lotion!"
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Person one - "I finally got a date with Margret. Afterwards we went back to my place to fuck but when I took off her shirt she had the worst banana tits ever. I couldn't get it up."
Person two - "Ooooooo that is some cold lotion son!"
by HabsRule June 9, 2013
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Get the Lotioning mug.Caring, unique, passionate, and motherly. She cares for those around her deeply and usually tries to take care of her friends and loved ones. She is willing to help almost anyone, even when she shouldn't, and has a smile that captures the hearts of many. She can also have a temper, so beware of getting on her bad side. She loves children and puts family above all else. Money can't buy her love. She usually keeps her heart to herself but once she lets you have it, it's yours unconditionally. However, beware of breaking her heart because as much effort as she put into loving you, she will put into hating you as well and she can be as vicious as she is sweet. She also has a great since of humor and loves to laugh, especially with the ones she cares for most and loves to see the ones she loves smiling as well.
Letia is a good mother
by letia March 26, 2013
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Damn, that’s a hat trick by Occle, he’s spreading the lotion.
No way coming back from this now, the lotion has been spread.
Damn, that’s a hat trick by Occle, he’s spreading the lotion.
No way coming back from this now, the lotion has been spread.
by QTip57 March 7, 2020
Get the Spreading the lotion mug.A great Ancient from the game "Eternal Darkness" for the Nintendo Gamecube.
Controller of the Mind, Xel'lotath is most likely the most mysterious Ancient of the three. She controlls all green magick and creatures. While being the only female, she has somewhat of a split personality, shifting voices frequently throughout her speech; from an imposing female voice, to a spine-chilling, tiny whisper.
She has a somewhat human figure, but her legs look like they have melded into one, flexable, tail-like appendage. She has four arms with large hands, and while she has no distinctive head, he trademark eye lies in the middle of her "chest".
With a mere suggestion, Xel'lotath can drive anyone and anything into insanity. While her madness can obliterate the power of Ulyaoth, the awesome power of the mighty Chattur'gha will tear her limb from limb.
Xel'lotath is a blood-curdling presense, and her legacy will leave its mark on humanity, without a doubt.
Controller of the Mind, Xel'lotath is most likely the most mysterious Ancient of the three. She controlls all green magick and creatures. While being the only female, she has somewhat of a split personality, shifting voices frequently throughout her speech; from an imposing female voice, to a spine-chilling, tiny whisper.
She has a somewhat human figure, but her legs look like they have melded into one, flexable, tail-like appendage. She has four arms with large hands, and while she has no distinctive head, he trademark eye lies in the middle of her "chest".
With a mere suggestion, Xel'lotath can drive anyone and anything into insanity. While her madness can obliterate the power of Ulyaoth, the awesome power of the mighty Chattur'gha will tear her limb from limb.
Xel'lotath is a blood-curdling presense, and her legacy will leave its mark on humanity, without a doubt.
by King Nothing January 28, 2005
Get the Xel'lotath mug.A goofy ass girl once you get to know her. Loyal to the people that have held her down. She is beautiful and talented. She is also quick to catch an attitude if needed.
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