Looking for 

If you r reading this, then you will come to know it's me.....n you know where to find me.......
Waiting for you

Find me looking for

Looking for by anonymous April 20, 2021

looking for Lutz on the streets of Miami 

The act of seeking to bugger an unsuspecting and often unwilling victim in a side-street or back alley. Often times representing one's self as something one is not in the process.

"I got looking for Lutz on the streets of Miami'ed last night."

or

"Doesn't it suck when I go looking for Lutz on the streets of Miami and everyone makes a federal case about it?"

looking for Lutz on the streets of Miami by John SteeleHammer October 20, 2013

Looking for Boston Market 

A euphemism for masturbating in public, first coined by New York Jets tight end Kellen Winslow II, who was found by police masturbating in his car. When asked for an explanation, Winslow claimed to be looking for Boston Market, but was lost.

Police officer: "Sir, are you masturbating in your car?"
Guilty culprit: "No officer, I was looking for Boston Market"

Looking for Boston Market by Meatfish January 17, 2014

looking for a new mama 

looking for a new mama to look for a new woman or girlfriend used by jimmie rodgers the singing brakeman in his songs

my mama dumped me and im looking for a new mama

looking for a new mama by bluebear January 11, 2020

looking for mr. goodbar? 

Older, pop culture phrase referencing the 1977 film of the same name starring Diane Keaton. Used to describe a (still) all too common cultural phenomenon and stereotype, whereupon entering a local watering hole, one spots a noticeably middle aging female who, without asking her, one can already glean the following details :

1. she's endlessly looking for a new job or career;

2. she's incessantly looking for a new romantic partner (or the next good lay she can drum up);

3. she's constantly looking for the next place to live (in the immediate vicinity or ANYWHERE for that matter);

4. she's perpetually looking for that 'next big thing' she can't name or describe (and obviously hasn't found yet and, like a character out of a Fitzgerald or Richard Yates novel, probably never will - 'where ARE all those golden people in that golden place ?');

in a phrase, she's a female sad bastard. She's looking for mr. goodbar.

There's Jane - again - blonde hair and blue-eyed, sitting at the bar, martini or glass of wine in hand and that all too familiar look on her face; an expression that evokes a thousand words, phrases and even questions but can be succinctly boiled down to the following : what's the matter, hon ? looking for mr. goodbar?

looking for mr. goodbar? by Virgin Suicides November 8, 2017

Looking for Alaska 

What John Green writes when The Fault in Our Stars isn't enough death for him.

friend: what are you reading?
you: Looking for Alaska.
friend: oh cool whats it about?
you: *gasps*
friend:what?
you: *cries*
friend: WHAT?
you: *SCREAMS MANIACLY*

Looking for Alaska by OurLittleInfinity June 9, 2014

looking for bread

being horny in public

why are you looking for bread all the time?

looking for bread by Uncle Dimma January 23, 2015