lons

A tiny little asshole who has man titties.

I swear he has bigger titts than he he’s a lons.

by Yamamahoezzzzz June 3, 2020

Lonsboomer

A boomer with repeated bigoted awful takes on social media who really doesn’t realize how awful and irrelevant they are until they get ratioed to within an inch of their life. Best to respond with “Ok, boomer”.

That lonsboomer posted something idiotic again.

by Crazeeguy November 4, 2019

lonsl

Laughing out not soo loud

A milder and more realsitic form for LOL.

Albert:I got christmas socks five times in a row now:(
Jenna: LOL!
Peter: LONSL!

by arildo February 25, 2007

Lonsdale

(1) To schedule an event or meeting only to cancel last minute or ignore it altogether;

(2) To state that an event or meeting will last a certain amount of time only to drag it out far beyond the originally stated time.

I was supposed to meet with Ben yesterday, but got Lonsdaled instead.

Ben said the meeting would only last 20 minutes, but he Lonsdaled us and went an hour and a half.

by Was509 April 13, 2017

kirkby lonsdale

The motorway road sign for Kirby Lonsdale looks like a man with a flacid penis.

When you are about to have sex and you can't get a boner.

Jim: Did Tom bang that bird last night
Johny: No I think he went to Kirkby Lonsdale

by chunderking April 30, 2010

lonson

A wild animal who is smart but hides it

lonson is smart but wild.

by lonson May 11, 2018

lonsman

A Jew. Often a term of endearment between Jews, connoting kinship, common ground.

It's okay: I'm a lonsman; we're all lonsmen here.

by stuart joshua August 19, 2007