lonser

N. A person who is the epitome of both a loser and a loner.

Toni: Hey Dennis, wanna play no mas?
Dennis: Can't. Studying.
Toni: Ew... what a lonser.

Julie: Wtf Dennis you have drool stains around your mouth....
Dennis: Oh... sorry.
Julie: And why do you smell so bad?
Dennis: I have no time to shower. I've been studying.
Julie: Get a life.... Lonser.


Toni: What do u think Seung does all day?
Julie: Probably wakes up to watch Nip/Tuck until he goes back to sleep.
Toni: Damn.... What a lonser....
Julie: Yea.... I know....

by Julie Ko April 28, 2008

loserd

1. An irritating person or one who is generally unsuccessful in most regards of life.

2. The word to call someone with whom you are displeased or whom you look down on, especially when you cannot think of another word to fit the situation.

The word was invented by Alexandra Nelson, the defendant on an episode of "Judge Judy."

Judge Judy: "What were you cursing at 5 or 6 of his friends for, you idiot? If there were 5 or 6 of his friends, what were you cursing at them for?"

Alexandra Nelson: "Because they're loserds."

by Judge Judith Sheindlin May 22, 2013

Loser Turn

When you do a small race with someone in a car on a regular road and drive ahead of them but then the driver of the car behind you, knowing they have lost, decides to use the nearest turn as if signifying that they did not want to race with you in the first place and they lost because they wanted to turn when in reality they are just trying to piss you off instead of accepting defeat.

EXAMPLE #1

Porsche Driver: Yo, I raced this one guy in a riced Honda civic and when I clearly got ahead of him, he immediately used the nearest turn.

Friend: He really pulled the loser turn on you, he could not accept defeat.

EXAMPLE # 2

Ricer: Yo I raced this one BMW driver but they won so I immediately used the nearest turn to leave the road, you know, as if to give the message to the BMW driver that I was not really racing them. As if I am saying that I "lost" because I had to turn and the race was unfair because of that.

Friend: Dude, you really did pull the loser turn didn't you?

by Bankrupt_Spetsnaz June 3, 2016

take a picture, it'll last longer!

What you say to someone who's over~staring at you.

Patti always told the gawkers, take a picture, it'll last longer!

by Starchylde June 8, 2016

loner

A loner is a leader who doesn't want to be followed.

Loners find their own solutions by taking their own advice, not other people's.

by Ice Warrier July 5, 2012

social loner

An individual who enjoys spending time alone just as much as spending time with people; however, he or she is quickly worn out by large crowds and must withdraw from people for a while in order to balance themselves out yet again. These individuals are naturally quiet, inconsistent, and very easily bored.

A "social loner" will sit in a room alone for hours on end, and will comfortably be more entertained than if they were at a social event, but only because intelligent people are a rarity these days, and all others a waste of time.

by draculina March 4, 2009

STONE COLD LOSER

A cuck Republican in name only who puts his American constituents last. A multi-millionaire who straps dogs to the roof of his car, keeps binders full of women, and fires his cancer stricken employees so he doesn't have to pay for their health care expenses.

So nice to see RINO Mitt Romney booed off stage at the Utah Republican Convention. They are among the earliest to have figured this guy out, a STONE COLD LOSER!

by S. Patriot May 3, 2021