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1. A person who is so universally unliked that all others shun him only occasionally tollerating his presence when no one else is available. See bitch.

2. An object that is treated as referenced in #1.
What a lonsey bitch!

You lonsey, beggin, gimpey, sandbagging, bitch; I will never pay you.
Lonsey by Kid Fury October 28, 2004
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A loosey is a single cigarette.. not oral sex! what's wrong with you people
'Im gon go down to the store to pick up a loosey from the Arabs'
loosey by Blitz July 31, 2004
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Lonely means, someone who is alone most of the time. People who are Lonely have no friends. Someone like me, I am lonely, with no friend. People who are Lonely, are nobody.

(Pls like this so I can get a friend.)
LONLEY

I am so Lonely. Can you hang out with me?
LONLEY by MochiYT🍵✨ January 8, 2021
A Linsey is a kind, selfless girl who anyone would be lucky to know. A Linsey makes an amazing friend and is always there when you need someone to talk to. Anywhere she goes always ensures plenty of laughs and happiness, and her brown eyes are almost as big as her heart. She despises drama and never causes it, and one of her main goals in life is to just keep the ones she loves happy. She does have bit of a dirty mind, but is an extremely fun person to hang around with especially when it comes to trying new things. She is a beautiful girl both appearance and personality-wise, even though she can't see it. She asks for little but overall deserves so much more, and makes one of the best girlfriends any guy could want.
"I love Linsey, she never fails to make me laugh."

"Linsey has been one of my closest friends since I met her in middle school."
#Linsey#name#lindsay#names#friend#lover#girl#teenager
Linsey is fun but firm
Linsey by depoeargree February 5, 2020

Linsey Higley

An exceptionally beautiful woman who makes me want to leave my girlfriend. If only she was single
Hey, did you see Linsey Higley today? Yeah, I would love to marry that!
Linsey Higley by Twinkie Flatts March 4, 2013
A single cigarette that you buy from an A-rab.
Hey man can I get a loosey?
loosey by the cam September 21, 2005

loosey liu 

Not to be confused with the actress Lucy Liu. Loosey Liu is a slang term used to describe a very loose Asian pornstar.
Dude that Asian chick's got 3 dicks in her pussy at the same time, thats one crazy Loosey Liu!
loosey liu by assman21 October 18, 2008
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026
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