2 definitions by Crazeeguy

Lonsboomer

A boomer with repeated bigoted awful takes on social media who really doesn’t realize how awful and irrelevant they are until they get ratioed to within an inch of their life. Best to respond with “Ok, boomer”.

That lonsboomer posted something idiotic again.

by Crazeeguy November 5, 2019

Clebglonked

Flabbergasted, stupefied, and knocked sideways by a bad smell, particularly the stench of diarrhea.

“Bro I was sleeping and smelled sum weird so I woke up to check what it was. Turns out I was fiercely pooping myself in my sleep. I literally covered my bed in rancid diarrhea. Smell had me absolutely clebglonked.”

by Crazeeguy January 22, 2022