lolocaine 

when you laugh so badly, you need novocaine to numb your aching sides. also, my word i created accidently.

becky: on facebook you can set your language to pirate! ;) lolcano!
myself: lolocaine!

lolocaine by pirates_are_better_than_ninjas August 19, 2010

Locaïne 

Bad Cocaïne which contains more baking powder than pure Cocaïne.

Damn, I can't get high on this Locaïne.

With this locaïne you can better bake some cookies for children, it's crap!

Locaïne by Nightbreed666 May 1, 2009

Lidocaine 

a local anaeasthia used. Dont get confused with C-OCAINE the drug. However, sometimes its mixed with cocaine to make it more effective to abusers, they say "good quality". What lidocaine actually do: numbness and alot of bullshit no need for details. Cheap too.

1st: I want two grams of c-ocaine

2nd: I have a new type its called lido-caine. so strong.

1st: oh yeah! Give me like half of what you got now

2nd:why not?lidocaine is $25 you know?

1st: strong right? thats all i need hahaha

2nd: hahaha

1st: Alright! Text you later buddy!

2nd: Peace!

Narrator: The abuser left with 8 gms on him. Calls his friend who is an abuser too. Go home to shoot it all. Next day they were found dead.

Lidocaine by bloodzhell July 19, 2009

Lolocide 

NOUN: A term used during a moment of awkwardness or cringing, that could also lead to a certain amount of hilarity. A pun on the term ~ocide, similiar to lolocaust.

"Rafi and Callum making that joke about Rebecca and George when they were there was pure lolocide!"

Lolocide by CazzaCunt June 4, 2009

lolocakes

1. Same meaning as lol
2. Layers and layers of lol
3. A cake filled with laughing (or lol) gas.
4. Slang of cake or lol

Mother: Yo, son, I baked some lolocakes for when your friends come over
Son: Aww, thx mum ^^

Kid: *lol* omg, I can't stop *lol* lolling! *lol*
Kid 2: *lol* Niether can *lol* I :( *lol*
Mother: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! *lol* Ooops

lolocakes by Roflcopter [GM] December 24, 2006

lolocaster

One who casts forth lulz;
instrument of/or guitarist who fails so epically that one cannot help but laugh. (combination of lol and -caster, suffix to many Fender guitars)

unbelievably ugly guitar

Damn Rick stop being an lolocaster! I just pissed my pants!

That kid screwing up Smoke on the Water defenitely is using an lolocaster.

Man, check out that lolocaster! It's got Hello Kitty on it!

lolocaster by Mad Bomber March 16, 2008