The mass banning of furries on an online community.
This is the final solution to controlling an extremely severe infection of
furry deviants where it is not wanted, asked for or even remotely implied that said platform is a place to exercise such debauchery.
This tactic was first concocted by the site Fuhrer (Lowtax) on Something Awful to tackle the
furry problem. The "
Furry Concentration
Camp"(FCC) was created as a sewer to get the furries out of the other forums. All that used the FCC was given a "Yiff" star on their profile, and all with this star was quarantined. Eventually, FCC was shut down, and all its users were banned. This came to be known as the "Comedy Lolocaust".
4chan was also suffering from a similar problem on the /b/ board, so they took note of the successful execution of this answer to the
furry question. The /fur/ board was created, then deleted, with all that posted in the board being banned. This came to be known as "April Furs
Day" (Comedy Lolocaust, electric boogaloo).
How to answer the
furry question.
1. Make a subforum/board dedicated to the furries.
2. Let them know that you have just set up a new
camp where they can do as they please.
3. Wait a few days to make sure most of the undesirables are where they belong, using force (ban) if required.
4. Turn the
gas to 6 and set to auto cook till not a single sole is left in the
camp.
Congratulations, you have just executed a flawless Lolocaust.
Moderator: All these damn
furries won't stop posting!
Admin: Just made a
furry channel, We can round them up and
ban them all.
Moderator: Hell yeah! Let the Lolocaust begin!
