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lolocakes

1. Same meaning as lol
2. Layers and layers of lol
3. A cake filled with laughing (or lol) gas.
4. Slang of cake or lol
Mother: Yo, son, I baked some lolocakes for when your friends come over
Son: Aww, thx mum ^^

Kid: *lol* omg, I can't stop *lol* lolling! *lol*
Kid 2: *lol* Niether can *lol* I :( *lol*
Mother: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! *lol* Ooops
by Roflcopter [GM] December 24, 2006
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lolocaust

Funny on a scale that kills 6 million people.
"man that joke caused a lolocaust"
by Brando January 22, 2006
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lolsnakes

Small Snakes That Attack You When You Laugh
Dave- OmgBBQwings I Just Got Hit By A Toilet Seat Falling From A Space Station !

Tom - Lolsnakes

Dave- OMGWTF Why Are Small Snakes Biteing Me
by Fireyoyo January 18, 2008
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Lolocaust Denier

The single person in a group who rejects a joke as unfunny, while all others regard it as devastatingly funny and potentially capable of causing 6 million people to die of laughter.
Often someone who is generally considered to have a poor or weak sense of humour.
Phil: Dave didn't laugh once during that Flight of the Conchords show
Harry: I know man, what a lolocaust denier
by lbr11 May 20, 2011
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lolzycakes

A word only used when imcompetant people cannot express thier laughter in any way other than sounding like they have a serious mental illness. People who usually use this word either
A) are complete illiterate imbeciles
or B) thinks that by sounding like a child who is on multiple medication and has been dropped multiple times that they are sounding funny/clever/cute which, in reality, they might as well just say EPIC FAIL.
Samantha: so I read about this guy in the paper who got hit by a bus and then trampled by a stampede of buffalo.
Raven: LYKE LOLZYCAKES THAT ISH LYKE SOSOSOSOSO FUNNY ZOMG ROFL LOLZYCAKES XDDD XD XDD XDD!!!one!!!eleven!!!onehundredeleven!!!
by MagicallyDelious January 24, 2009
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Lolocaust

The mass banning of furries on an online community.

This is the final solution to controlling an extremely severe infection of furry deviants where it is not wanted, asked for or even remotely implied that said platform is a place to exercise such debauchery.

This tactic was first concocted by the site Fuhrer (Lowtax) on Something Awful to tackle the furry problem. The "Furry Concentration Camp"(FCC) was created as a sewer to get the furries out of the other forums. All that used the FCC was given a "Yiff" star on their profile, and all with this star was quarantined. Eventually, FCC was shut down, and all its users were banned. This came to be known as the "Comedy Lolocaust".

4chan was also suffering from a similar problem on the /b/ board, so they took note of the successful execution of this answer to the furry question. The /fur/ board was created, then deleted, with all that posted in the board being banned. This came to be known as "April Furs Day" (Comedy Lolocaust, electric boogaloo).

How to answer the furry question.

1. Make a subforum/board dedicated to the furries.

2. Let them know that you have just set up a new camp where they can do as they please.
3. Wait a few days to make sure most of the undesirables are where they belong, using force (ban) if required.
4. Turn the gas to 6 and set to auto cook till not a single sole is left in the camp.

Congratulations, you have just executed a flawless Lolocaust.
Moderator: All these damn furries won't stop posting!

Admin: Just made a furry channel, We can round them up and ban them all.
Moderator: Hell yeah! Let the Lolocaust begin!
by Pseudonymity0000 November 7, 2017
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lmaocakes

Lmaocakes are the primary diet of Johnny Xtreme. That and beer. He can often be seen jet skiing on crocodiles and fighting snakes on jetpacks while enjoying his favorite food. He loves them so much due to the lethality of lmaocakes to everyone else. Johnny Xtreme is so god damn extreme that the lmaocakes have no effect on him so he can go on with his ownage on the phonage and rockage of my sockage.
Boy: Look! Its Johnny Xtreme fighting the sharkosaurus while eating his signature lmaocakes. I fucking love tht guy.

Another Boy: Ya he's fucking sick. <3's

Johnny Xtreme: EXTREME AND TO THE MAX BITCHES!
by Lokstir May 1, 2007
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