lolete

when your friend sucks too much cock. Basically, he's a fucking loser and a faggot

FRIEND: Hi!
ME: Lolete u such a fag

by PussyMagnet69Licke4r October 25, 2017

lolete

You use this word when you see a friend is being gay as fuck.

Yo, look at that guy's arm... is so big

You: Lolete

by PussyMagnet69Licke4r November 7, 2017

loleth

the medieval version of lol

"the dragon just destroyed the kingdome and murderd everyone in sight king arthur"

"loleth the kingdome must have sucked"

by U N I C O R N February 9, 2009

Lolee

A nickname for an amazingly beautiful girl prophecied since the days of old to be the most attractive person to ever be born. So far, the only reported sighting of this mystical beauty happened in Southern California during early 2010. The discoverer claimed to have found the prophecy-fulfilling individual and has announced plans to take her for himself. Countless men have heard this tale and grieved their own loss, but, according to the supposed discoverer, nothing shall ever come between them.

Guy #1: "Dude, I think I just met Lolee!"

Guy #2: "Sorry man, I doubt it. I heard Lolee has already been found by some lucky guy."

Guy #1: "Then how come this girl seemed so perfect?"

Guy #2: "Because the real Lolee, unlike this girl, doesn't just seem perfect. She IS perfect. You'll soon find that no girl, not even the one you just met, can even compare to Lolee."

Guy #1: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!"

by travisthenickname August 3, 2010

ghostnasy loseterali

That feeling when you commit toaster bath after singing the Soviet Union Anthem.

God: I feel a ghostnasy loseterali coming on

by Supreme Comrade Stalin August 30, 2018

lolsteriod

laughing out loud so hard that it takes up the form of asteriod, wiping out the human race because you laughed

did you know jesus wiped out the dinosaur?

lolsteriod!

by penisaurus April 9, 2009

lolsterbate

To laugh when watching porn or some other form of stimulation with right (or left) hand on your penis, rubbing vigorously in an attempt to climax your pleasure all over your computer/bitch/cousin/dog.

Dude: How was that porn I lent you?
You: The acting sucked so bad I lolsterbated.

by Bourgois July 14, 2010