lobtop 

Head when you have a lobster sized cock.

Ryan: “yeah man she gave me lobtop”
Bryce: “right on man!”

lobtop by lobcoochie gang April 16, 2020

LoboParamilitary 

An evil entity said to have been sent to plague the earth by Satan himself. Lobo brings nothing but misery and chaos to AIM goers everywhere.

LoboParamilitary: I'm glad your best friend died
TheWakeboardDude: thats pushing it
LoboParamilitary: too bad
LoboParamilitary: ha ha
LoboParamilitary: I hope he cries himself to sleep tonight

LoboParamilitary by MSL TEH GOD~ February 10, 2004

labtop

A word that inexperienced college freshmen (most often girls) call their new laptops.

College Freshman: I just got my new labtop, it's awesome!
Experienced Geek: Laptop.
College Freshman: Yeah, that's what I said! Labtop!

labtop by mortimer jones October 4, 2005

loptop 

Kidenglish for Laptop and Blackberry....

As in... 'I want a Loptop and a Blueberry for xmas".... My 10 year old said.

loptop by Fanny Pong March 5, 2008

Labtop

A common mis-spelling for laptop, generally made by young people.

"the young girl loves her labtop"

Labtop by djj000 May 23, 2008

LoboParamilitary 

all the evil in the world combined into one being which brings people to tears just by talking to them on AIM

LoboParamilitary(8:00:47 PM): fuck your a loser penis

Jon Penis (8:01:34 PM): i no waaaaaaaa! Juji!!! LMAOROLFLOLOLOL!!!!!!!! im gay!

LoboParamilitary by Hakko February 9, 2004

Loutopia 

The overwhelming euphoric feeling experienced by members of a squad or platoon when the lieutenant is not on duty during their shift.

Squad A was in loutopia when Lieutenant took a comp day.

Loutopia by Louettes September 19, 2016