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lootophobia

(noun) - The fear/phobia of being cheated/looted/treated-unfairly by cab drivers, shopkeepers, police etc. (all public services) when one goes to a new place. By taking advantage of the fact that the person is an outsider and knows nothing about the place.
Say you travel to another country. The fear that the cab driver will charge you more than a person who a stays in that country, because you do not know about that country. This is lootophobia.
by oneuponspeedoflight March 19, 2012
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logophobia

extreme or irrational fear or aversion to logic.

from Greek 'Logos' (word, reason) + -phobia
“John had a severe case of logophobia, causing him to claim he's attractive."
by imma_redbull04 July 7, 2014
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[loadophobia]

the fear of going out to eat at a restaurant and having the cooks ejaculate on your food. Usually brought on by pissing in your dog's water dish as a child
Rich will never go eat at a buffet because he has loadophobia.
by Babsy1964 February 22, 2013
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Lolophobia

Fear of loling, thinking about loling, or being around people who are loling (lulzers), it is very contagious
Kevin:Dude did u see what he just did!!!! LOL!!!

Shevin: AHHHH I GOTTA GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE

Shay: Man, he has massive lolophobia, i hope its not contagious
by LOLMANIA October 16, 2008
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loveophobia

The Fear of giving or recieving love due to previous events in one's life
person one: "I don't like how you love me, it scares me"
Person Two: "Do you have 'loveophobia'?"
Person one: "I think so, but what is that?"
Person two: "the fear of giving or recieving love by anyone"
Person one: "i think i might"
by deanliddell96 April 12, 2015
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Lostrophobia

That panicky feeling you get when you have lost all sense of direction and are unsure which way to turn.
After 3 hours in the garden maze I was overwhelmed by a sense of lostrophobia.
Don't let Franny fall too far behind, you know how Lostrophobic she is.
by Franacula April 26, 2011
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Logophobia

Fear of words...this is just sad...
Whoever is reading this right now must be scared out of their god damn mind...

"Sir I'm afraid you have a fear of words, logophobia"

*man curls up into a fetal position*
by ChuckN0rr1s February 29, 2008
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