College Freshman: I just got my new labtop, it's awesome!
Experienced Geek: Laptop.
College Freshman: Yeah, that's what I said! Labtop!
Experienced Geek: Laptop.
College Freshman: Yeah, that's what I said! Labtop!
by mortimer jones September 21, 2005
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by djj000 May 22, 2008
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a phrase of stupidity, often used instead of laptop.
anyone who says "lab top" instead of "laptop" is a complete idiot.
note: the argument of "soda vs. pop both being carbonated beverages" is not the same as 'labtop' vs 'laptop'
anyone who says "lab top" instead of "laptop" is a complete idiot.
note: the argument of "soda vs. pop both being carbonated beverages" is not the same as 'labtop' vs 'laptop'
"the file is on my lab top, not on this computer"
"im wanting to buy a new lab top, mines really old"
both of which could be responded to with:
"it's called a laptop you fucking moron."
"im wanting to buy a new lab top, mines really old"
both of which could be responded to with:
"it's called a laptop you fucking moron."
by tramp drifter May 03, 2008
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What wannabe thugs and other ghetto people call laptops. Also used by ignorant white people. When one says labtop, the "a" is usually excessively stressed.
I just got me a new laaaabtop.
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Ghetto person: "Can you fix my laaaabtop?"
Me: "Sorry, I don't work on labtops."
Ghetto person: "What you mean you don't work on laaaabtops?"
Me: "I don't work on ficticious items. Now if you have a LAPtop, I can fix that."
Ghetto person: "That's what I said, laaaabtop."
Me: "*looks down with hand over eyes and shakes head* Gimme the fucking computer."
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Ghetto person: "Can you fix my laaaabtop?"
Me: "Sorry, I don't work on labtops."
Ghetto person: "What you mean you don't work on laaaabtops?"
Me: "I don't work on ficticious items. Now if you have a LAPtop, I can fix that."
Ghetto person: "That's what I said, laaaabtop."
Me: "*looks down with hand over eyes and shakes head* Gimme the fucking computer."
by Datamonger July 11, 2009
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by airwalker November 09, 2003
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