labtop

A word that inexperienced college freshmen (most often girls) call their new laptops.

College Freshman: I just got my new labtop, it's awesome!
Experienced Geek: Laptop.
College Freshman: Yeah, that's what I said! Labtop!

labtop by mortimer jones October 4, 2005

Labtop

A common mis-spelling for laptop, generally made by young people.

"the young girl loves her labtop"

Labtop by djj000 May 23, 2008

labtop

What wannabe thugs and other ghetto people call laptops. Also used by ignorant white people. When one says labtop, the "a" is usually excessively stressed.

I just got me a new laaaabtop.
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Ghetto person: "Can you fix my laaaabtop?"
Me: "Sorry, I don't work on labtops."
Ghetto person: "What you mean you don't work on laaaabtops?"
Me: "I don't work on ficticious items. Now if you have a LAPtop, I can fix that."
Ghetto person: "That's what I said, laaaabtop."
Me: "*looks down with hand over eyes and shakes head* Gimme the fucking computer."

labtop by Datamonger July 11, 2009

labtop

It's not a LABTOP, it's a Laptop, you nerd wanna-bes. ._. Ok, so I am a nerd.

"I was using my labtop on the plain with a grill named Beth!"

labtop by airwalker November 9, 2003

labtop

a dog that can used to be surf the internet and/or post random drunken threads on siccness. usually can be walked using an ethernet leash. kicks it around east 27th in Oakland

MAN MY FUCKING SCREEN IS CRACKED ON MY LABTOP
AT THE BOTTOM ITS NOT PHYSICALLY CRACKED BUT YOU KNOW
THE SCREEN IS FUCKED UP MY DRUNK ASS NEIGHBOR WE OFF HELLA HENNSY AND A MICKY'S

why dose it take forever to download albums from my labtop
i am using wireless and winwar its not hell shit on here
its just when i try to dl album or song the shit says hella hours and have to cancel anybody know why this is ?

a this nigga labtop speakers dont work what do i have to download to get sound
on his shit
one love

the goon says thanks in advance lol

labtop by tweezebabymama November 2, 2009

Labtop

Lab•top started with high school/college kids in the 90s as a slang for laptop. When you went to school and used a laptop in your lab class you would put it on top of the lap table; calling it a lab•top. It was also a way to point out the smart rich kids that had them. “People” with lower income would call them “Labtops” meaning something smart people used for their smart classes like “lab”. Lower educated people kept it going for decades.

For my lower income people I love you but it’s laptop.

Look at them geeks in their class with their labtops!

Labtop by ChubbyFlyersTV September 9, 2020

labtop

labtop is faggot<--see Hunter

"You are the biggest labtop of all time with a 3.4GHz processor."

labtop by Hunter is labtop July 24, 2004