loptop

Kidenglish for Laptop and Blackberry....

As in... 'I want a Loptop and a Blueberry for xmas".... My 10 year old said.

by Fanny Pong March 5, 2008

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Loptop

A sexual act in which a sloppy blowjob is performed on the head of a penis.

Melissa gave me the best loptop of my life this morning!

by Weirdo404 May 30, 2018

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A poker machine. Worshipped by centrelink beneficiaries and tradies australia wide as the favorite way to spend their paycheck. Nothing is as holy as spinning up a feature and hearing that angelic music play.

Bazza the Brickie loves hitting his local on a friday arvo to punch lung biscuits and guzzle schooie's while playing his favorite brickie's laptop Big Red. Last week he fed 8 pineapples in ($400) and was getting a bit distressed but then he got a feature on 5 buck hits. He "won" 300 bucks and bragged to the lads on monday morning at work about his epic win.

by Bigcockdeano November 22, 2017

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Italian Laptop

eating a personal pan pizza out of a box on your lap - usually in the presence of a lot of other hungry people

John (looking at Guiseppe eating a personal pan pizza out of a box) - "look at that bastard Giuseppe over there with his italian laptop"

Duane - "I wish he had some more, but you know how Italians and their laptops can be..."

by DuaneChapman May 26, 2011

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