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The most beautiful woman in the world and she doesn’t even know it. Her eyes shine like the stars with her excitement and nothing beats her crooked smile. She is like the first sip of coffee on a cold rainy day, warming to the heart and soul. She is fiercely loyal and ridiculously funny. Usually has poor vision but wears the cutest glasses to frame her lovely face. Speaks Spanish, English, and a little French. Hands down the most magnificent being you’ll ever meet; to know her is to love her.
Livier is the bees knees.

Livier is the moon and the stars in human form.

Livier is the girl I’ll love my whole life.
Livier by ajaxyfabuloso November 22, 2021

Liver Belt

The reverse of a strap on dildo. Turns the wearer from pitcher to catcher.

The strap part is basically the same however instead of a dildo being attached, a raw piece of liver is coiled and affixed to a holster on the belt. A guy then approaches the wearer of such device and proceeds to fuck the coiled liver. Ideally the liver is first warmed to body temperature and lubricated, possibly with k-y but vegetable oil will work just fine. Can also affix the liver belt to a chair whereby the dude can beat off into it (much less gay).

If you are like Portnoy, you return the liver to the refrigerator for dinner later.
Gal: "My pussy really hurts tonight."

Guy: "Ok, let me warm up the ol' Liver Belt"
Liver Belt by Ball sack itch July 15, 2009

Liverpool are playing at home 

Euphemism for a woman's menstrual period.
'I have to go to the ladies room to change my tammy, liverpool are playing at home'
Libier is often underestimated and always looked down on. There the type of person that prove people wrong. They show there worth and they know it. They are very shy but once you get to know them they are funny and very outgoing. They have a beautiful soul they often put others first then themselves. They see the good in all people they are the type of person you need by your side. They are beautiful and gentle once you piss then off they don’t argue or look for pitty they completely remove you out of your life without a word. They are a boss, strong and independent, they go for what there heart and guts tells them.
Oh you know libier, I wish we still spoke they are the most caring most beautiful person I know.
Libier by Facts1000 November 23, 2021
What Mario mother fuckin' wants
Mario: HEY, mamafucker come here and give me your LIVER!!!
Liver by FullArtAnimations January 14, 2022

Liverpool Longdrop 

Originating in a Liverpool Prison. The senior convict Christens his new cell mate by removing his matress and defecating through the slats of the upper bunk onto his sleeping face thus establishing superiority..
Pete still remembers with disgust his first night in prison when he was subjected to the Liverpool Longdrop..
Liverpool Longdrop by Bitchinmiester November 12, 2010