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What im slowly destroying
odds are 3:2 that i'll die from cirrhosis of the liver
by Big J November 14, 2004
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Aug 1 Word of the Day
the act of texting people while you are pooping
ex. (talking to a friend on fbook chat)

person 1: hey man whats going on tonight
person 2: i gotta go to the bathroom il poopt you


person 1: whatsup man what are you doing?
person 2: poopting you
by mr.poopter January 26, 2011
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An evil piece of the body that must be punished with copious amounts of alcohol.
"The liver is evil and must be punished!"
by goose May 05, 2003
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An organ that regulates blood composition, stores vitamins and nutrients, and acts as a filter to help clean out toxins from the body of both humans and animals. For some ungodly reason it is also cooked and eaten by people who are slowly losing their humanity.
"Oh my god did you see that post that Jasmine made about eating liver? YUCK!! Remind me never to have her bring food to any social gatherings."
by DaMadTitan March 04, 2015
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An organ in your body

My future child's name whom will be totally cool...too cool for school.
Liver eat your liver for it is good for your liver!
by jessica March 28, 2004
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"Liver" - A quick term for the unholy phrase "Singular Yike"
"I slaughtered my neighbours" - Me Probably

"Liver" - Liver being Liver
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by Dangie-Hater-#1 October 16, 2020
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