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liquideuce

the loose, unformed human excrement that is brought on by the consumption of large amounts of Guinness followed by bad Chinese food, and that often accompanies pre-marital stress
"Did you guys have diarrhea before your wedding? Like, for a month? Is this normal? I haven't had a solid BM in quite some time. I went to the doctor yesterday, and they're baffled, even after sticking a couple of digits into my ass. I have nightmares about having to bolt to the crapper for a liquideuce during our vows."
liquideuce by DeltaNu1142 May 5, 2007

Liquidus 

A coward who always says he's undefeated in RuneScape. Many people have proven him wrong by dueling and killing him. When he is challenged, he always shows up late. He is scared of people with a higher Prayer level.

Hails from www.gamefaqs.com .
"God, noobs. One more chance to back out of this or I'll own you." - Liquidus
Liquidus by Drake January 12, 2005

vampiric liquidised masturbation juice

A energy juice with similar properties to viagra used when attempting to gain an erection.
Ohh. I am so glad you used the vampiric liquidised masturbation juice honey.

Liquidus 

fucking n00b that thinks he owns the wild
got fairly beat in the wild with rules both agreed on by hyperblast xan
Liqiudus, that fucking n00b just got owned!
Liquidus by herki hawkeye March 30, 2005

Liquidus 

A crappy company that produces video on demand products, run by management who works their staff to death in order to save money. Basically a slave camp for developers. Stay far away from this company.
Liquidus has a contract with Comcast, and when they lose that contract, the company will go bankrupt.
Liquidus by Allen2 April 4, 2008

liquidustootus 

when you defecate yourself beyond return
good sire, I have liquidustootus My pants
liquidustootus by Nedzed December 15, 2023
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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