liquideuce

the loose, unformed human excrement that is brought on by the consumption of large amounts of Guinness followed by bad Chinese food, and that often accompanies pre-marital stress

"Did you guys have diarrhea before your wedding? Like, for a month? Is this normal? I haven't had a solid BM in quite some time. I went to the doctor yesterday, and they're baffled, even after sticking a couple of digits into my ass. I have nightmares about having to bolt to the crapper for a liquideuce during our vows."

liquideuce by DeltaNu1142 May 5, 2007

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liquidescable

able to constantly morph

like water takes the shape of its container, it doesn't necessarily need to be contained

liquidescable by gear October 24, 2004

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liquidice

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liquidice by LiquidIce January 27, 2003

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liquidice

Lamer of extreme lameness

That guy is such a licuidice.

liquidice by LiquidIce January 27, 2003

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liquidfuse

liquidfuse means union of the best games like liquid, fusion of liquids is seamless and flows like water.

Tom is so cool he liquidfuse the web everyday.

liquidfuse by Hobart May 13, 2006

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

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