A mystical creature that will tell you where candyland mountain is. If you own a liopleurodon everything in your life will be much easier, they will tell you how to do everything the easiest. Anybody who is somebody owns a liopleurodon. Bill gates does, every famous sports player... maybe even if your neighbor.If you don't have a liopleurodon, you are probably miserable.

"I just bought a liopleurodon and he told me how to sleep, I no longer suffer from insomnia."
Charlie, "Wtf is that?" "its a magical leopluradon charlie"

Liopleurodon by spliffthemaster July 2, 2006

leopluradon

This amazing fantastical magical creature who will guide you the way to Candy Mountain (Co-Op City, New York).

Makes awesome magical creatures and things and items apear. A LEOPLURADON also aprears at your house randomly, eats all of your food, lives off your family, mistakes your house for their own then leaves in a dented and paintless minivan.

What to expect upon meeting a LEOPLURADON:
A LEOPLURADON NEVER has money...
drives in neutral any chance they get...
eats a lot...
still is skinny...
mistakes chocolate covered pistachioes for olives...
staddles people when drunk...
squeeks/ shudders...
answers to "Housewife"...
dates terriorists...
goes to London for 1 day...
facebook stalks...
wears flip-flops in january...
has pretty blue eyes...
watches series shows with your parents while you are not home and/or sleeping...
LOVES/LIVES/NEEDS to be scratched...
answers to "Bunny" then replies with an adorable "aw"...
loses wallet/keys/cell phone often...
creates cobwebs constently...
goes to prom with their parents lovers teenage children...
enjoys 25 year old terriorests...
fakes orgasims as well as an actress...
keeps a toothbrush in your bathroom...
still writes to people even when ignored for months...
has annual heart surgrey...
is less important thAn the household dog(mufasa <3!)EVERYONE IS!)...
is tallest in the Nathan <3333 family...
calls your sibilings at 3 A.M....
speaks spanish...
a WHIC = White Spanish Person...
Jewish...
gets paid below minimum wage...
gives a cute puppy dog face...
is funny when depressed...
is a VEGETARIAN (dumb idea... eat meat!)...
likes PALKIIIIIII...
has a mothar that wear "wishful thinking" stockings...
has a 101 year old gradfather who is an athiest and a perv..
has the same 101 year old gradfather who is the funniest man alive!...
loves curbs a wee bit too much...
use to have an actual car not the minivan...
gets lost frequently but somehow always ends up at your house...
doesnt go to school...
asks your brother for rides to the gynocologist (vag. doc.)...
leaves for college =( ...
is enrolled in smart classes(AP and/or Honnors)...
makes fishy faces often!...
is an AWESOME secret agent...
NEVER GETS CAUGHT(jk)...
great singer...
gives great sexual pleasures...
showers at your house...
throws wrappers at you...
walks into your house...
signs for your mail when no one is home...
takes lovley (forced) walks with you...
has parents of their own...

that is enough examples of what a LEOPLURADON consists of.

All in all, a LEOPLURADON is a best friend to many and a wonderful person/ mystical creature who lets you have many fun memories that will always be remembered. A LEOPLURADON is also another sibiling, and despite all of the awkward qualities a LEOPLURADON has not yet become extinct because all though you might be surprised we still like them and love them for their wonderful atributes and characteristics.

Fin.

Rachel of Livingston, New Jersey is named/replies/is a LEOPLURADON.

"It's a LEOPLURADON charlie!"

leopluradon by Jackie Nathan March 26, 2008

leopleurodon

an animal in the movie "charlie and the candy mountain". This animal is a green reptile that speaks in the language bla. It is the only living species that knows the way to candy mountain. This reptile does not have kidneys and does not pee, therefore his kidneys cannot be removed.

lets go to see the leopleurodon charlie, he will show us the way to candy mountain.

leopleurodon by the person who knows stuff about leopleurodons January 19, 2007

Leopluradon

Actually Spelled Liopleurodon.

noun: A genus of short-necked Plesiosaur which was likely the apex marine predator of the late Jurassic period.

In popular culture Liopleurodons have appeared in BBC's television show "Walking With Dinosaurs", in Steve Alten's book "Meg: Hell's Aquarium" and also in some annoying Youtube videos.

The jury is still out on whether or not Liopleurodons were magical, however, recent evidence has confirmed that they did, indeed have an IQ of less than two, as they were probably incapable of taking any form of written test, which they would only get soggy and maybe chew on.

"Wow, that Eustreptospondylus just got bitten in half by that Leopluradon (Liopleurodon). Tough luck."

"Leopluradon (Liopleurodon) was probably the apex marine predator of the late Jurassic period."

"Last night I dreamed that I was getting butt sex from a magical Leopluradon (Liopleurodon). It kept yelling 'We're going to Candy Mountain, Baby!'. When I woke up, my kidney was gone. And you thought you were having a shitty day."

Leopluradon by mygoditsalive August 28, 2009

magical leopluradon

The best mythical creature. It guides charlies way to candy mountain and looks like a dinosour/whale thing. makes a funny sound.

"Hello there Charlie, my name is reno, im a messenger for my best friend, the mythical creature, magical leopluradon. We are wondering if you have seen any strange people playing leap frog with unicorns. These unicorns have been reported to been seeing stealing kidneys. If you have any question go to www.badgerbadgerbadger.com Goodmorning and go eat cheese wheels."

magical leopluradon by Whore/Slut & Missing in action May 24, 2009

Leopluradon

A dinosaur that looks like a wierdo. Has liek.. fins. Green and purple. Also teeth.

Charlie: "What's that?"
Unicorn: "It's a Leopluradon Charlie. A leopluuuradon chaaaarlie!"
Leopluradon: "gwraeoreaouror"
Unicorn: "It has shown us the waaaay."

Leopluradon by Matti Virkkunnen December 24, 2007

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026