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A sexy therapist who often comes with blonde hair and blue eyes and a friggen sexy bod who often gets involved in cringy romance, despite being asexual
"Hey Therapist Linré, can I talk to you about all my life's problems?"
"Of course my dear Julie, I take great interest in your life and would like marry you"
"Well, Linré, I'd love to... But... But..."
"What is it"
"I'm married!"
"To whom?"
"Chad"
"Not Chad!"
"Yes Chad, but not only that, I'm pregnant"
"Oh well... Congrats"
"But Linré, it's not Chad's"
"Well then dump him and marry me!"
"But your not the father either!"
"I know... I'm the... Mother"
"But who's the father?'
" Well, you"
"What! How is that even possible!"
"Well you see, Julie, when two people love each other very much-"
"I get it, I get it."
"Haha ok"
"Well, Linré it looks like something is on you mind"
"Julie... Will you.... Marry me?"
"Of course, I love you, not Chad"
Words you can keep
Such a hottie 😏 Wont regret hiring her for ur therapy appointments, you will will have multiple children and even start a breeding farm with this lob with a hot af bod. Her big booty shines in her leopard print dress, she hits that runway the same way she hits you in bed. She has HUGE boobies, her body is all natural and sexy, youll fall in love with her and she will be more than your therapist, you’ll have so much romantic drama but make up everytime
“Im going to see my therapist linrè today
“Oh dang she was my wife at one point’”
Linrè by PapiLinrè January 4, 2021
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