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ligmaphobia 

Refers to a persons constant paranoia of being got by somebody else. Common behavior associated with ligmaphobes is frequent suspicion that a conversation will lead to a ligma joke.
“Just got a call that Wilma got in a car crash…”

“Is this a ligma joke dude?”

“No dude what the fuck she broke both her legs asshole. Why do you keep asking that everytime I talk about my sister.”

“Sorry cant help it, I have ligmaphobia!”
ligmaphobia by GitGudBilly September 18, 2021

Labiaphobia 

I can't believe that Scott is totally afraid to touch an older woman's vagina. He's got Labiaphobia
Labiaphobia by LuvBubble August 14, 2011

linkaphobia

The fear of hanging out with the opposite gender, so instead you come up with excuses such as “my mom said no” this Is a critical disease, no cure has yet to be found.
I cant go out my mom said no” “this bitch got linkaphobia”
linkaphobia by aly10187 August 22, 2023

likeaphobia 

A fear of when you are stalking someone's Facebook profile, and Accidently liking and commenting on that's person picture. This phobia is present in 85% of all straight males under the age of 25 on Facebook
*scrolling through Bikini Pics :) 2012*

*switch pictures*

*like photo? Yes*

You: FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

*unlike photo, delete friend and block communications*

Next Day

Girl: So, it says you liked one of my pictures on Facebook?

You: I haven't been on Facebook in months. It must have been my brother, I leave the tab open...Glitch in the matrix?

Likeaphobia ruined my life.
likeaphobia by RGC Brave September 23, 2011

Liberphobia 

Fear and hate of Liberals, Liberalism, Liberal democracy, Freedom and Progressiveness.
Liberphobia is spreading quite rapidly in the world
Liberphobia by Porg009 June 17, 2018

Liberphobia 

Fear of Liberals, Liberalism, Liberal Democracy, Freedom and Progressiveness
Anne: How do you call a Phobia of Liberals?

Harvey: Liberphobia
Liberphobia by Porg009 August 9, 2018