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lankaphobic 

discrimination against lanky people or tall people (especially tall women).
chris: look at how tall she is
becky: yeah i know, she looks like a giraffe.
tall girl: that is lankaphobic, that’s not tolerated in 2022.
lankaphobic by swaggygirl22 May 8, 2022
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Linkophobic 

Fear of links.

A trait which describes people who afraid or too lazy to click on links. Linkophobia is often used as an excuse for not reading sourced material and is equivalent to argument from ignorance: an informal fallacy in which an individual rejects proof without looking at (clicking for) it.

The linkophobic need not fear as I have summarized the reasons why Bush was a miserable failure below.
Linkophobic by Dreamo teamo February 11, 2009

linkaphobia

The fear of hanging out with the opposite gender, so instead you come up with excuses such as “my mom said no” this Is a critical disease, no cure has yet to be found.
“I cant go out my mom said no” “this bitch got linkaphobia”
linkaphobia by aly10187 August 22, 2023

Labraphobic

Having a fear of Labrador's
My Labraphobic neighbors called the cops again when my dogs got loose.
Labraphobic by Zoltar85 January 24, 2023

Lankyphobia 

One who has lankyphobia has the intense fear of the YouTuber duo Lankybox. As well any products related to them
- Me "Uh.. What's that..?" *scared*
-Friend "Oh that's just a Lankybox shirt"
- Me "AHH GET ME OUT OF HERE!! I HAVE LANKYPHOBIA!!"
Lankyphobia by worldfamousdish March 11, 2025

linkaphobia

fear of linking up with someone, like hanging out or spending time together.

The fear of meeting IRL after establishing a connection online.
I really wanted to hang out with them, but my linkaphobia kicked in and I ghosted instead.

We’ve been texting for months, and he wants to meet up in person now. My linkaphobia says it’s not happening.
linkaphobia by flowerkittysun April 17, 2025
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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