lankaphobic

discrimination against lanky people or tall people (especially tall women).

chris: look at how tall she is
becky: yeah i know, she looks like a giraffe.
tall girl: that is lankaphobic, that’s not tolerated in 2022.

by swaggygirl22 May 8, 2022

Linkophobic

Fear of links.

A trait which describes people who afraid or too lazy to click on links. Linkophobia is often used as an excuse for not reading sourced material and is equivalent to argument from ignorance: an informal fallacy in which an individual rejects proof without looking at (clicking for) it.

The linkophobic need not fear as I have summarized the reasons why Bush was a miserable failure below.

by Dreamo teamo February 11, 2009

linkaphobia

The fear of hanging out with the opposite gender, so instead you come up with excuses such as “my mom said no” this Is a critical disease, no cure has yet to be found.

“I cant go out my mom said no” “this bitch got linkaphobia”

by aly10187 August 22, 2023

Labraphobic

Having a fear of Labrador's

My Labraphobic neighbors called the cops again when my dogs got loose.

by Zoltar85 January 24, 2023

Lankyphobia

One who has lankyphobia has the intense fear of the YouTuber duo Lankybox. As well any products related to them

- Me "Uh.. What's that..?" *scared*
-Friend "Oh that's just a Lankybox shirt"
- Me "AHH GET ME OUT OF HERE!! I HAVE LANKYPHOBIA!!"

by worldfamousdish March 11, 2025

linkaphobia

fear of linking up with someone, like hanging out or spending time together.

The fear of meeting IRL after establishing a connection online.

I really wanted to hang out with them, but my linkaphobia kicked in and I ghosted instead.

We’ve been texting for months, and he wants to meet up in person now. My linkaphobia says it’s not happening.

by flowerkittysun April 17, 2025