Linkophobic

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Fear of links.

A trait which describes people who afraid or too lazy to click on links. Linkophobia is often used as an excuse for not reading sourced material and is equivalent to argument from ignorance: an informal fallacy in which an individual rejects proof without looking at (clicking for) it.

The linkophobic need not fear as I have summarized the reasons why Bush was a miserable failure below.

Linkophobic by Dreamo teamo February 11, 2009

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Linkophobia

The fear or process of linking.

I think she got linkophobia because she always lagging or never wanna actually link in person

Linkophobia by @ThatsLudaChriss May 22, 2018

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Linkophobic • Linkophobia • linkaphobia • lankaphobic • Librophobic • linkoholic • linusophobic

Linkophobia

A fear of linking or meeting up

I hate a bitch wit linkophobia

Linkophobia by kid motha fkn cali 11hkallow June 6, 2018

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Librophobic

A person who has no tolerance for people with liberal opinions.

- Dave you are so librophobic. You have no respect for my liberal thoughts!

Librophobic by Avanzahandlaren August 10, 2016

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linkaphobia

The fear of hanging out with the opposite gender, so instead you come up with excuses such as “my mom said no” this Is a critical disease, no cure has yet to be found.

“I cant go out my mom said no” “this bitch got linkaphobia”

linkaphobia by aly10187 August 22, 2023

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linkoholic

When you just CAN'T refrain from clicking on all those links on wikipedia etc.

I'm such a linkoholic, I spent 4 hours reading wikipedia after you sent me this article.

linkoholic by faxiak September 9, 2009

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Linkophobia

A fear of links ; preferably ones of Edward Cullen

me : " Yo dude ! I just sent you a link of Jay-z's niggas in paris , check it out !

my mentally challenged peer : nah bro i got a severe case of linkophobia !

Linkophobia by Blowing Bubbles With Swag June 16, 2012

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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