linguring 

The sexual act of pouring pudding into one's vaginal cavity and eating it with a spoon afterwards.
Comes from the Romanian verb "a linguri" (to spoon)

I was linguring my fuckbuddy and I had the occasion of eating pudding that tastes like fish.

linguring by Duca_Nukem April 5, 2017

Linguine 

(Verb) The act of beating the shit out of someone's legs so that they cannot walk while leaving their upper body untouched.

"Why's Jim on crutches?"

"He got linguined afterschool Friday when Bill found out he had fucked Stacy."

Linguine by DeepFriedTofu January 11, 2021

linguini

A guy that cant stop saying /sx after all his sentences like a complete degenerate

linguini needs to shut the fuck up /sx

linguini by strawberryjuuuce April 19, 2021

Fuckface Linguini

The newest Trump Inc. White House staffer who comes straight from 45’s mafia supply chain and whose nickname hangs with him from his early days when he was working in the porn industry.

Yeah, Fuckface Linguini is a rare gem, one of my most loyal friends who has steadily been on my payroll since the early 1980s when things really got booming for me.

Fuckface Linguini by Dr Bunnygirl June 27, 2020

Linging shots 

1. Firing a hand-gun wildly at a general or specific target. 2.Sometimes known as throwing punches or strikes wildly at somebody's face. 3. Shooting game at a fine piece of ass.

I'm gonna go to the mall and start linging shots at e'rrbudy

Linging shots by Mataleao3 February 28, 2007

linguine 

(n.) The most deliciosio pasta in universe. Not linguini

Jerry- Can I have some o dat good ass linguine
Waiter- Linguini?
Jerry-FUCK YOU LINGUINE

linguine by The dankest boi in da wurld January 30, 2017

Lingling’s Principle 

Rule of life that states “Whatever you do that you think you are good at, there is a 5 year old Asian who can do it 1,000 times better”.

I thought I could play the concerto the best, but due to Lingling’s principle, I was outdone greatly.

Lingling’s Principle by Meh1038 November 29, 2018