Linguine

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(Verb) The act of beating the shit out of someone's legs so that they cannot walk while leaving their upper body untouched.

"Why's Jim on crutches?"

"He got linguined afterschool Friday when Bill found out he had fucked Stacy."

Linguine by DeepFriedTofu January 11, 2021

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linguine

(n.) The most deliciosio pasta in universe. Not linguini

Jerry- Can I have some o dat good ass linguine
Waiter- Linguini?
Jerry-FUCK YOU LINGUINE

linguine by The dankest boi in da wurld January 30, 2017

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Linguine

A derogatory term for a Italians

Hey you see that linguine over there. He said pointing to the Italian man over there

Linguine by Local Satanist November 9, 2017

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Linguine

A euphemism for the male genitalia

"Oh my god look at that linguine" said Lana rhodes

Linguine by Foolsgosl October 31, 2022

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Linguine On Rye

When a man wraps his dick around his gooch to nut in his own butt cheeks.

Bro, make sure ass cheeks are dry, before you try Linguine on Rye.

Linguine On Rye by Carlos Spicyweiner 69 May 16, 2021

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LINGUINE MILK

Milk that’s made from a flippin linguine noodle what else would it be

I’m dehydrated. Can I get some linguine milk with that clam sauce?

LINGUINE MILK by Shifposter5364 September 18, 2022

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Linguine ahh nigga

A person who favors linguine a little too much and loves it sexually

David only eats linguine everyday of the week he’s a linguine ahh nigga

Linguine ahh nigga by GreyBaR June 12, 2024

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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