linguine

(n.) The most deliciosio pasta in universe. Not linguini

Jerry- Can I have some o dat good ass linguine
Waiter- Linguini?
Jerry-FUCK YOU LINGUINE

by The dankest boi in da wurld January 30, 2017

Linguine

(Verb) The act of beating the shit out of someone's legs so that they cannot walk while leaving their upper body untouched.

"Why's Jim on crutches?"

"He got linguined afterschool Friday when Bill found out he had fucked Stacy."

by DeepFriedTofu January 11, 2021

Linguine

A derogatory term for a Italians

Hey you see that linguine over there. He said pointing to the Italian man over there

by Local Satanist November 9, 2017

Linguine On Rye

When a man wraps his dick around his gooch to nut in his own butt cheeks.

Bro, make sure ass cheeks are dry, before you try Linguine on Rye.

by Carlos Spicyweiner 69 May 16, 2021

Lucifer’s Linguine

That spiritual cooking of marijuana

Yo, we’re having lucifer’s Linguine tonight if you wanna taste!

by dunber April 22, 2018

penis linguines

a phrase used as an insult to another person.

"your such a penis linguines"

by Jared Narine March 28, 2003

Losing My Linguine

Losing my linguine is what you say when you want to lose weight by cutting pasta out of your diet.

Guy 1: I gained a lot of weight recently, I'm thinking of losing my linguine.
Guy 2: Okay.

by brokso July 9, 2018