Linguine

(Verb) The act of beating the shit out of someone's legs so that they cannot walk while leaving their upper body untouched.

"Why's Jim on crutches?"

"He got linguined afterschool Friday when Bill found out he had fucked Stacy."

by DeepFriedTofu January 11, 2021

linguine

(n.) The most deliciosio pasta in universe. Not linguini

Jerry- Can I have some o dat good ass linguine
Waiter- Linguini?
Jerry-FUCK YOU LINGUINE

by The dankest boi in da wurld January 30, 2017

Linguine

A derogatory term for a Italians

Hey you see that linguine over there. He said pointing to the Italian man over there

by Local Satanist November 9, 2017

Linguine

A euphemism for the male genitalia

"Oh my god look at that linguine" said Lana rhodes

by Foolsgosl October 31, 2022

Linguine On Rye

When a man wraps his dick around his gooch to nut in his own butt cheeks.

Bro, make sure ass cheeks are dry, before you try Linguine on Rye.

by Carlos Spicyweiner 69 May 16, 2021

LINGUINE MILK

Milk that’s made from a flippin linguine noodle what else would it be

I’m dehydrated. Can I get some linguine milk with that clam sauce?

by Shifposter5364 September 18, 2022

Linguine ahh nigga

A person who favors linguine a little too much and loves it sexually

David only eats linguine everyday of the week he’s a linguine ahh nigga

by GreyBaR June 12, 2024