linguine

(n.) The most deliciosio pasta in universe. Not linguini

Jerry- Can I have some o dat good ass linguine
Waiter- Linguini?
Jerry-FUCK YOU LINGUINE

Linguine

(Verb) The act of beating the shit out of someone's legs so that they cannot walk while leaving their upper body untouched.

"Why's Jim on crutches?"

"He got linguined afterschool Friday when Bill found out he had fucked Stacy."

by DeepFriedTofu January 11, 2021

Hey you see that linguine over there. He said pointing to the Italian man over there

by Local Satanist November 09, 2017

When a man wraps his dick around his gooch to nut in his own butt cheeks.

Bro, make sure ass cheeks are dry, before you try Linguine on Rye.

Yo, we’re having lucifer’s Linguine tonight if you wanna taste!

by dunber April 22, 2018

a phrase used as an insult to another person.

by Jared Narine March 28, 2003

Losing my linguine is what you say when you want to lose weight by cutting pasta out of your diet.

Guy 1: I gained a lot of weight recently, I'm thinking of losing my linguine.
Guy 2: Okay.

by brokso July 09, 2018