crutches 

Deathly pre-evolved devices with the purpose of aiding one with an injured leg, knee, ankle, etc.

May cause drowsiness, sweating, and result in massive upper-body strength.
ultimately, makes one look like a badass god/goddess capable of surviving any difficult circumstance.

'that guy's on crutches? he must be a menacing thug!'

'i get the best crack from people on crutches.'

'that girl gave the greatest head i've ever had. i was blindfolded, but she was obviously on crutches.'

crutches by anirtak930 January 20, 2009

Crutches 

The sexual act including 3 people (minimum of 2 males), in which the males insert their erect penises under the third party member's armpits from behind. The third party member hops on one foot as his/her armpits are violated.

James, Chris and Jenn were planning their California vacation when suddenly James and Chris decided Jenn needed Crutches.

Crutches by Jack Bonez September 13, 2018

Crutches 

Painful torture devices that doctors might tell you to use if you have some sort of injury to your leg or foot or something. They are very annoying and get in the way, and they limit what you can do with your life until you are healed enough to happily ditch them in someone's basement.

Random person: *Sees injured person on crutches* Oh, they're probably faking their injury.
Injured person: NO, I AM NOT THESE THINGS ARE PAINFUL. YOU BREAK A BONE AND THEN TRY TO USE THESE AND TRY TO SURVIVE ONE WEEK.

Crutches by Rhinestone Medici April 16, 2018

pussy crutches 

What a girl requires when she is fornicated so hard her pussy is too sore to allow her to walk properly.

Daniel: That girl is so hot. I'd fuck her so hard she'd be in pussy crutches.

pussy crutches by beakasdf July 25, 2010

Liquid crutches 

Drinking a large quantity of alcohol while injured. For the liquid crutches to be fully effective the user must drink enough alcohol to forget that he or she is injured, throw their crutches to the wind and start doing things they shouldn't. Such as walking with a broken leg or foot. The recipient of the liquid crutches usually ends up in painful regret the following morning.

"what is Cody doing on the dance floor? Didn't he break his foot last week?"

"oh he's got his liquid crutches, he'll be fine..... "

Liquid crutches by Longdongtom69 August 9, 2013

jesus harold christ on rubber crutches 

an expletive interjection referencing Jesus Christ. It is typically uttered in anger, surprise, or frustration, though sometimes also with humorous intent.

Person 1: Why the hell should I care about who you want to get revenge on, I want my share! Finish the job

Person 2: Jesus Harold Christ on rubber crutches, you shut your mouth! Give me your hand!

jesus harold christ on rubber crutches by what do i care 125 September 24, 2020

Biddy Crutches 

1. the use of one or two females (a.k.a. biddys) to support ones self at a part or outing when one is either incapable of supporting himself from intoxication or has a broken ankle, foot, or leg.

Person 1: Man, you have a broken ankle. How are you gunna get around at the party?

Person 2: I'll be fine. I'll just grab some biddy crutches.

Biddy Crutches by E Pops January 30, 2009