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limbersexual 

Someone for whom stretching is the ultimate ecstasy.

If presented with the choice between sex and stretching, they're grabbing the yoga pants.
"Why does Amy do yoga like 3 times a day?"
"Idk, she might be a limbersexual."
limbersexual by awjypodgy February 3, 2015

Bill Laimbeer 

The badest of the bad boys. The man who reps Detroit to the fullest. Takes his "bad boy" attitude and instills it into the WNBA team he coaches the Detroit Shock. They are now known as the "bad girls" because of their agressive nature.
The best WNBA coach,Bill Laimbeer, should have thrown a punch against Mike Thibult.
Bill Laimbeer by Detroit-gonna-win December 9, 2008

limbering for timbering 

(v.) doing exercises, often crunches or push ups, before sex in order to look marginally more fit; to do a warm up routine in preparation for raucous sex.
Girl 1- "Isn't Mike coming over?"
Girl 2- "Yeah!"
Girl 1- "Then why are you doing crunches?"
Girl 2- "I'm just limbering for timbering. It's gonna get rough tonight, plus I want to burn some flab."

Bill Laimbeer 

A former professional Basketball player who played for the Detroit "Bad Boys" Pistons. Won 2 NBA championships in 1989 and 1990. While loved by all Pistons fans in Detroit, he was one of the most notorious players in the NBA with fans booing him every game at each and almost every Pistons road games. The most fined player in the NBA history but also 1 of the few "big men" centers with great outside shot.
Don't mess with Bill Laimbeer!!
Bill Laimbeer by go_wings June 1, 2006

limberdick 

While the exact meaning is simply a non-functioning flaccid penis, the term has vast connotations and application.
Calling a man a limberdick says he is unable to perform even the most basic and primal primal functions.

Limberdick maybe combined endlessly with other vulgarities to achieve remarkable curses, such as the now famous "limberdick cocksuckers". An epithet that calls to mind a man unable to get anything right; who then sucks cock as a means of getting things done for himself, in other words a politician.
All in all Limberdick is a delightful word. A flexible curse certain to find its way into use in all forms of public speech.

See also the less effective but more commonly used limp dick.
Say Tad don't be such a limberdick. Before you give up try to do it first.
I voted for that limberdick cocksucker and now against all odds he is screwing me.

limber dick, limp dick,
limberdick by Doc Bozo October 11, 2009

orange-lemon-and-limeberry 

Hey, kids! Let's go to the orange-lemon-and-limeberry!