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laimbeering 

An act of playing basketball like Bill Laimbeer. Bill Laimbeer was known to be a thug inside the court, where he committed notorious fouls which were seemingly unknown to the officials as a trap to call it against his opponents by flopping on the ground after slight contact.

(information about Bill Laimbeer: courtesy of wikipedia.org)
Those nasty thugs were laimbeering against our team inside the court. I got an offensive foul and that twerp got away with knocking me out with his elbow.
laimbeering by a_J January 4, 2008
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limbering for timbering 

(v.) doing exercises, often crunches or push ups, before sex in order to look marginally more fit; to do a warm up routine in preparation for raucous sex.
Girl 1- "Isn't Mike coming over?"
Girl 2- "Yeah!"
Girl 1- "Then why are you doing crunches?"
Girl 2- "I'm just limbering for timbering. It's gonna get rough tonight, plus I want to burn some flab."
Lambering a dude is to give him a reach aroundwhile sticking a finger up his anus, pretty much like a rusty trombone except the blowing in the anus part is replaced by fingering the anus. Much like a rusty trombone, lambering produces a specific vocal music, made by the recipient, somewhat ressembling a baby sheep's bleathing, or "baaing", namely bleats, grunts, rumbles and snorts.
Guy: Is that some kind of weird techno music I'm hearing?
Girl: Nah, it's just my roomate getting his weekly lambering session.
Lambering by AlabamaBaby February 16, 2017

Reverse lambering 

Exactly like lambering but done solo by contracting the anal muscle, also known as the Fudge muscle, in such a way as to control one’s turd exiting and entering the anus in a rythmic manner. The result produces a vibrant symphony of bleats, grunts, rumbles and snorts. Masters are believed to achieve The symphony with this technique.
Elaine : What is that I hear? It sounds lovely!
Jerry : It’s the damn Maestro practicing the lost art of Reverse lambering.
Reverse lambering by AlabamaBaby February 20, 2021