lieng

how idiots spell lying

this guy is lieng to me

by bethen2000 April 2, 2016

Crimp Off A Length

Royal Navy slang dating back before the Second World War, it means to defecate, crap, shit or take a dump. Nothing fancy, to crimp off a length you merely have to evacuate your bowels.

"That fat fucker of a stoker is getting shitty with me again!"
"What're you goin' to do?"
"Next time the cunt is down the engine room, I'll crimp off a length in his best boots!"

by AKACroatalin April 10, 2015

Ling Ling

Ling Ling is the king of music. He can play any instrument, without any sacrilegious suspicions.

I thought you were practicing! Ling Ling practices 40 hours a day, yet you are going nowhere. My son, you are a failure!

by earthlingalien January 26, 2019

The Length

Name for massive manhood, so large it assumes it's own persona independant of the male to which it is attached.

"Hey Anthony! How are you?" "I'm good" "How's The Length?" "The Length is looking for lucky ladies"

by Mister Back December 15, 2011

Lengalicious

when something is so good and sexy: leng and also delicious at the same time, lengalicious.

Damn that’s hella lengalicious

by Bartsimpson2711 June 8, 2019

Quan Ling Ling Dingle

Quandale Dingles asian brother

Quan Ling Ling Dingle put illegal substances in my ramen and I died.

by Quandale Dingles friend April 29, 2022

xiao ling

a made up fictional character that people keep making roblox stories with

he says "hi I am Xiao ling" in front of every fucking sentence

by chiaruko July 1, 2022