The most sexy mf ever. He holds the award of having the fattest horse schlong in all of eternity. Just one look at him and you will bust a nut so hard you’ll be screaming with and without the s.
Person 1: Bro just look at xiao *busts a nut*
Person 2: Shiiii that is one hot sexy mf *also busts
Donna: ayo diluc cant even compare
Person 2: Shiiii that is one hot sexy mf *also busts
Donna: ayo diluc cant even compare
by what the flying freak man March 05, 2021
Hottest daddy you'll ever see. He has a giant dong, and smooth body. Saves you when you fall down. If you want him to love you, give him almond tofu.
by dongcollector December 01, 2020
An adepti that has a cold attitude but is sexy as fuck. Will save you if you’re about to fall to your death, an almond tofu enthusiast.
by sawarasenai December 27, 2020
one sexy hot mf. his hair is beautiful and got tattoos on his arm. he it a divine being with a monster shlong. but he's 5'2.
by i need to go to horny jail January 31, 2021
This is an awesome Chinese name for amazing Chinese guys that all Americans will fail to pronounce correctly. Possible incorrect pronunciations may be but are not limited to the following: "Chow", "Zee-ow", "Ex-ee-ow", "X".
by tusmrt4u December 31, 2009
Xiao: What's element 1 again?
Guy: Hydrogen
Xiao: No Shit
I seriously want to punch him every time he says that
Why the fuck you even asking
And that's why you have a xiao ji ji
Guy: Hydrogen
Xiao: No Shit
I seriously want to punch him every time he says that
Why the fuck you even asking
And that's why you have a xiao ji ji
by bob93492 October 08, 2020