licktard 

A fucktard that often uses their mouth, tongue, or other associated body parts to inspect or learn about objects and materials that are very clearly hazardous.

Kevin; I just ate out Brittney Spears!
Pink; You're a goddamn licktard, wait isn't she your ex.

licktard by Coolguy666 May 14, 2016

Lucktard 

One who has a natural dumb luck that bails them out of any situation, regardless of severity.

Her pregnancy test was negative. Again. That lucktard

Lucktard by The In and Out Kids October 2, 2005

lucktard 

a lucky retard (word is a play on words on fucktard)

Wow, that retard won the lottery! What a lucktard!

lucktard by juanchito February 6, 2008

LOCKTARD 

When you accidentally hit the caps lock button, yet keep on writing and refuse to correct your mistake.

Heidi is such a LOCKTARD, she always writes on my facebook page in all capital letters.

LOCKTARD by H10134 November 29, 2011

lucktard 

-A dumb person whose defining feature is luck.
-A fat fucktard, who is dumb (which however has nothing at all to do with the name).
-A subpar dude, no doubt about it, engaged in the process of having luck.

-Look at that fat lucktard being all fat and lucky (and dumb, but not that dumb).

-Look at that lucktard, who is so dumb, and a little fat, I guess, but mainly just lucky (and dumb; gods, I hate him).

-Look at that lucktard, being all subpar and all (but otherwise fine, I guess?).

lucktard by felixh September 26, 2017