49 definitions by felixh
A monster who is also a pathetic piece of shit who does not notice it and thinks it would be normal and even genuinely good.
Usually a pompous, affected, presumptuous person who thinks they would know everything there is to know and know everything about everyone, bascially because they are too narrow-minded and pompous to continue learning, and think they would be doing people a service by degrading them and imposing on them and affectedly/"cleverly" manipulating argument.
Usually a pompous, affected, presumptuous person who thinks they would know everything there is to know and know everything about everyone, bascially because they are too narrow-minded and pompous to continue learning, and think they would be doing people a service by degrading them and imposing on them and affectedly/"cleverly" manipulating argument.
Monsturds are rarely in plain sight, and would see disrespect and disgusted reactions as validation. Making the whole event seem on the outside like a trivial occurrence on the internet. In order to really come into their own monsturds need a special environment, where they not only can impose on others personally but are also protected from "disrespect" and disgust. Making Quora probably being the most uniquely suited place for them.
by felixh November 25, 2016
A monster who is also a pathetic piece of shit who does not notice it and thinks it would be even genuinely good.
Usually a pompous, affected, presumptuous person who thinks they would know everything there is to know and know everything about everyone, bascially because they are too narrow-minded and pompous to continue learning, and think they would be doing people a service by degrading them and imposing on them and affectedly/"cleverly" manipulating argument.
Usually a pompous, affected, presumptuous person who thinks they would know everything there is to know and know everything about everyone, bascially because they are too narrow-minded and pompous to continue learning, and think they would be doing people a service by degrading them and imposing on them and affectedly/"cleverly" manipulating argument.
Monsturds are rarely in plain sight, and would see disrespect and disgusted reactions as validation. Making the whole event on the outside seem like a trivial occurrence on the internet. In order to really come into their own monsturds need a special environment, where they not only can impose on others personally but are also one-sidedly protected from "disrespect" and disgust. Making Quora probably the most uniquely suited place for them.
by felixh November 25, 2016
Alternative spelling Ass Flag or Assflag. Short for the game "Assassin's Creed: Black Flag", of the series also known as Ass Sass for short.
by felixh December 19, 2017
Similar to a grammar nazi, only little different from a psychopathic troll. Might be termed "grammarian rapist" to avoid ambiguity.
Assumes all-knowingness and natural personal "superiority" based on minor or accidental aspects of grammar and personal preferences of style that they might have picked up on a weekend's reading of "smart books".
Will rape logic and invade personal space and basically do anything to "win", no different from any troll, but perhaps with more radicality and egomaniacal pompousness. Only the end result of personal "dominance" and subjective "plausibility" counts, regardless of reality and logical argument.
Is actually incapable of normal and correct argument, and motivated purely by egocentric and predatory impulses, and think they have found the means to act them out.
Will almost immediately make a rapey, predatory attack on the target's integrity itself and unwarranted, overblown presumptions, and harass one only to have the last word. Is superstitious, small-minded and conceited enough to literally believe everything himself, though, and find the whole process "normal" and "natural".
Which it is why it is dangerous and detrimental to assume commonsense and intelligence about anything that is going on.
Assumes all-knowingness and natural personal "superiority" based on minor or accidental aspects of grammar and personal preferences of style that they might have picked up on a weekend's reading of "smart books".
Will rape logic and invade personal space and basically do anything to "win", no different from any troll, but perhaps with more radicality and egomaniacal pompousness. Only the end result of personal "dominance" and subjective "plausibility" counts, regardless of reality and logical argument.
Is actually incapable of normal and correct argument, and motivated purely by egocentric and predatory impulses, and think they have found the means to act them out.
Will almost immediately make a rapey, predatory attack on the target's integrity itself and unwarranted, overblown presumptions, and harass one only to have the last word. Is superstitious, small-minded and conceited enough to literally believe everything himself, though, and find the whole process "normal" and "natural".
Which it is why it is dangerous and detrimental to assume commonsense and intelligence about anything that is going on.
Grammar nazis might not always be as smart and knowledgeable, let alone relevant, as they think they are or pretend to be. But in the case of a grammar rapist intelligence, knowledge or relevance have devolved into purely personal impulses.
by felixh November 7, 2016
by felixh October 14, 2016
Like every pun with ass, this is a good one. Assparent is a transparent or apparent ass showing. Can also be used figuratively, in someone being barely disguised as an asshole. Or a bad parent.
They're featuring a new line of assparent evening dresses.
He is very assparent.
Assparent Plumbing Ltd.
He is very assparent.
Assparent Plumbing Ltd.
by felixh November 14, 2016
An example of the warning and logical criticism of "making assumptions".
One of a few fundamental false assumptions about human interaction and the internet that tend to make everything more complicated rather than simpler.
The assumptiont that everyone would be sane, ultimately have the best interest for everyone in mind, and that any conflict would only be some kind of misunderstanding.
And the assumption that everyone would have the same knowledge and background and that the key to understanding everyone and every single situation would be to take up some common clichés about human interaction or even "key topics" (see trivial "atheism vs religion", although atheism still wins).
Ironically only creates partisanship, stereotypes, and apologists of plainly inane or insane behaviour.
One of a few fundamental false assumptions about human interaction and the internet that tend to make everything more complicated rather than simpler.
The assumptiont that everyone would be sane, ultimately have the best interest for everyone in mind, and that any conflict would only be some kind of misunderstanding.
And the assumption that everyone would have the same knowledge and background and that the key to understanding everyone and every single situation would be to take up some common clichés about human interaction or even "key topics" (see trivial "atheism vs religion", although atheism still wins).
Ironically only creates partisanship, stereotypes, and apologists of plainly inane or insane behaviour.
by felixh November 4, 2016