lemple

Pimple on your leg

That's s nasty lemple on your thigh

by I'm right she is wrong May 28, 2014

Annaliese Lemler

A half-hawk, half-german girl who lives in the mountains of Switzerland. Sometimes she comes out to feed on young white-washed Indian boys. Used to describe a girl lost in her mind who's madly in love with the brown people and refuses to love anyone else. (Friendzone)

Friendzoned Guy #1, "Dude, that brown guy is getting serious action!"
Friendzoned Guy #2. "Yeah breh; she's trying to give him a boner."
Friendzoned Guy #1, "What an Annaliese Lemler!"

by arsyparsy December 22, 2012

lempers

The cutest breed of panda bears, they loved to suck on bamboo sticks instead of eating them, which is what caused their extinction. Notable features included very soft fur and genitals.

Look at those lempers over there.

Awwww

by Panda Expert February 19, 2013

Limplement

The act of rolling out new hardware, software, or business processes that fall far short of the original intentions for their use; noun: Limplementation;

When we limplemented the software the first time, it brought our payroll system down for weeks rather than streamlining the whole process.

by Jenny White February 7, 2008

The Lemley

The act of performing oral sex on a four-legged friend. Typically done on a dog or canine animal, but could also be done on a sheep or any other animal ‘just asking for it’.

“I just Lemley-ed that bitch!”
“The dog fetched the paper this morning and I gifted him a well-deserved Lemley”
“Where’s my peanut-butter good boy? Time for your Lemley!”
“Wow, check out the lipstick on that pooch—I’d Lemley that all day.”
“The Lemley is a great cost effective alternative to traditional dog treats, and enjoyable for all parties involved.”

by hikingboot May 16, 2019

Limple

a facial malady (i.e. pimple) arising on either the upper or bottom lip that still retains the puss filled, bloody, red buldging essence of a skin embedded pimple

Ben will not kiss Jill because she has a horrific limple.

by Pam December 14, 2003

leopleurodon

an animal in the movie "charlie and the candy mountain". This animal is a green reptile that speaks in the language bla. It is the only living species that knows the way to candy mountain. This reptile does not have kidneys and does not pee, therefore his kidneys cannot be removed.

lets go to see the leopleurodon charlie, he will show us the way to candy mountain.

by the person who knows stuff about leopleurodons January 19, 2007