Lampley 

A sexy nerdy ripped marine with a killer mustache and killer instincts. Who has spent hours on "Halo" and who is scared of woman but loves his gf.

Every girl needs a Lampley

Lampley by fartbox34 October 15, 2023

lamprey 

An uncircumcised penis. So named because of the resemblance between the puckered-up foreskin at the end of the flaccid penis and the sucker mouth of a lamprey.

Antonio's uncut - he's got big old lamprey in his pants.

lamprey by bws55 September 3, 2007

Joke lamprey 

A person who tries to claim a funny thought, or joke as their own when they either had nothing or very little to do with it.

Guy 1: Did I tell you about the new sex position I came up with, I call it the Lazy Astronaut.
Guy 2:Dude you did not invent that I already read about it on the Urban Dictionary.
Guy 1:ummm yea I was the one who posted it
Guy 2: B.S. man! I know the dude that invented it! You are such a Joke Lamprey...

Joke lamprey by Salmonhq February 13, 2008

Naa Lamiley 

Naa Lamiley is an African Ghanaian Name. And according to the Ga naming tradition from Ghana, precisely Greater Accra, she is the first female child of her parents. They come from a clan called Lantey Dzanwe

Naa Lamiley is a cute and funny lil young lady. Usually mischievious, daring, optimistic, resourceful, kid, persuasive and very adventurous. She likes open conversations and get hurt when someone takes an undue advantage of her kind deeds.

If you ever happen to come into contact with Naa Lamiley, your day is bound to go well because she makes everyone happy. Because she has a big heart, she is always willing to help others.

Naa Lamiley is a very resourceful young lady

Naa Lamiley by Boss Baby Girl November 29, 2021

Chucking Lampreys 

The act of regurgitating or ejecting one's stomach contents.

Eddie can't hold his alcohol. Give him three drinks and he'll be in the bathroom chucking lampreys all night!

Chucking Lampreys by Limon Lives August 27, 2007

butt lamprey

One who survives not by his own virtue or hard work, but by consuming the excrement of others by continually hanging on to those others' rectum. See 'butt leech'.

"Motorola management is nothing more than a collection of in-bred butt lampreys."

butt lamprey by arf_burnt January 27, 2010

Dollar Lamprey 

Named for the aquatic animal that feeds on the blood and sometimes internal organs of fish, the dollar lamprey is a person who is romantically attracted to others based on their monetary wealth. Typically, these people will attempt to suck out the soul of their victims directly through the wallet.

Dude, you she's only with that wet doughnut because he drives a BMW. Psst, dollar lamprey.

Dollar Lamprey by oxygen theif April 25, 2010