2 definitions by hikingboot
The method of neatly wrapping your wrinkle twins with toilet paper, tying it off into a cute bow just above your hog. This is effective when anticipating a particularly percussive poop in order to avoid getting poop on your balls. When finished, simply undo the ball bonnet and drop in the toilet.
by hikingboot April 1, 2021
The act of performing oral sex on a four-legged friend. Typically done on a dog or canine animal, but could also be done on a sheep or any other animal ‘just asking for it’.
“I just Lemley-ed that bitch!”
“The dog fetched the paper this morning and I gifted him a well-deserved Lemley”
“Where’s my peanut-butter good boy? Time for your Lemley!”
“Wow, check out the lipstick on that pooch—I’d Lemley that all day.”
“The Lemley is a great cost effective alternative to traditional dog treats, and enjoyable for all parties involved.”
“The dog fetched the paper this morning and I gifted him a well-deserved Lemley”
“Where’s my peanut-butter good boy? Time for your Lemley!”
“Wow, check out the lipstick on that pooch—I’d Lemley that all day.”
“The Lemley is a great cost effective alternative to traditional dog treats, and enjoyable for all parties involved.”
by hikingboot May 16, 2019