Lemley
When you back into your friend's mailbox and proceed to overreact by pounding on your friends door and puking everywhere
Lemley by MailboxMan700 May 23, 2016
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The Lemley
The act of performing oral sex on a four-legged friend. Typically done on a dog or canine animal, but could also be done on a sheep or any other animal ‘just asking for it’.
“I just Lemley-ed that bitch!”
“The dog fetched the paper this morning and I gifted him a well-deserved Lemley”
“Where’s my peanut-butter good boy? Time for your Lemley!”
“Wow, check out the lipstick on that pooch—I’d Lemley that all day.”
“The Lemley is a great cost effective alternative to traditional dog treats, and enjoyable for all parties involved.”
“The dog fetched the paper this morning and I gifted him a well-deserved Lemley”
“Where’s my peanut-butter good boy? Time for your Lemley!”
“Wow, check out the lipstick on that pooch—I’d Lemley that all day.”
“The Lemley is a great cost effective alternative to traditional dog treats, and enjoyable for all parties involved.”
The Lemley by hikingboot May 16, 2019
Related Words
Lemley • GRUMPY LEMLEY • The Lemley • lesley • Leyley • leiley • Lemlem • Lesleyann • Lesleyanne • Lesley B
GRUMPY LEMLEY
verb - The unfortunate act of farting in the shower so foul that you're forced to wash yourself all over again like you're resetting your entire day.
GRUMPY LEMLEY by The Duke of Disgust August 6, 2025
Lesley P-HR
1. Lesley P-HR is a highly effective HR professional with the skills to excel in all environments.
2. A Lesly P-HR has been known for extreme issues with untruthful people and may throat punch them when needed to produce an outcome.
3. As an HR professional a Lesley P-HR may condone the be-heading of extreme human rights violators.
2. A Lesly P-HR has been known for extreme issues with untruthful people and may throat punch them when needed to produce an outcome.
3. As an HR professional a Lesley P-HR may condone the be-heading of extreme human rights violators.
I love our Lesley P-HR she helped me through a rough patch in my life, though she did throat punch Dave for calling off of work.
Lesley P-HR by Tag your It December 27, 2019
Lesley
A fun sized girl who is a good friend.
She gives off awesome vibes, and can make anyone smile.
She is beautiful, smart, and a little crazy but in a good way.
She can sometimes be a little hard to understand.
Her smile alone can make your day 500x better.
She gives off awesome vibes, and can make anyone smile.
She is beautiful, smart, and a little crazy but in a good way.
She can sometimes be a little hard to understand.
Her smile alone can make your day 500x better.
Lesley by YesItIsRoy',' June 4, 2018
lezley
A very beautiful person with a very kind heart to special needs people and has a very nice sense of humor.
lezley by Carter Dinklerbery May 7, 2018
Annaliese Lemler
A half-hawk, half-german girl who lives in the mountains of Switzerland. Sometimes she comes out to feed on young white-washed Indian boys. Used to describe a girl lost in her mind who's madly in love with the brown people and refuses to love anyone else. (Friendzone)
Friendzoned Guy #1, "Dude, that brown guy is getting serious action!"
Friendzoned Guy #2. "Yeah breh; she's trying to give him a boner."
Friendzoned Guy #1, "What an Annaliese Lemler!"
Friendzoned Guy #2. "Yeah breh; she's trying to give him a boner."
Friendzoned Guy #1, "What an Annaliese Lemler!"
Annaliese Lemler by arsyparsy December 22, 2012
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