lempers

The cutest breed of panda bears, they loved to suck on bamboo sticks instead of eating them, which is what caused their extinction. Notable features included very soft fur and genitals.

Look at those lempers over there.

Awwww

lempers by Panda Expert February 19, 2013

Lumpersticker 

A word/bumper sticker which causes instantaneous laughter.

A tie dye nun appeared on my lumpersticker.

Lumpersticker by Rabbit Angstrom April 15, 2009

lemperfinkle

A (sometimes underage) woman who is only attracted to irish men.

Damn, check out that lemperfinkle river dancing with that leprechaun!

lemperfinkle by G-money (i make it sleet) March 23, 2008

lily leapers 

a racist term to frogs according to smii7y

you dam lily leapers!!! -smii7y

lily leapers by citruxpunch August 3, 2022

lampers 

The term "Lampers" is given to a group or individual who socialise in a remote pub in the hills of hadfield called The New Lamp. Unlike most people who venture there due to their local connections, a lamper(s) stands out from the rest. Firstly, a lamper(s) is able to speak the correct english language with ease(alcohol excused). Secondly, a lamper(s) does not have a lazy eye(alcohol excused) and thirdly, a lampers mother is not also their sister. Many more reasons for a lamper(s) standing out from the rest of the locals go from not having webbed feat to having their own teeth!! If you happen to see a lamper or a group of lampers,please do not hesitate in approaching them, you will be greeted with NL love and probably even bought a drink!!

Locals in hadfield have hairy palms, Lampers do not!!

Everyone in hadfield is related in every which way thats wrong, Lampers are not!!

Locals in hadfield have 2 bellybuttons, Lampers are not!!

Locals in hadfield think you need a passport to venture to another town, Lampers do not!!

lampers by Jake Hay June 19, 2008

Lumpers 

A person who "lumps" you into their email distribution lists when sending jokes and other viral email messages. In most cases you barely know the person who sends you the email or they are just a friend of a friend of a friend.

Lumpers are poeple who "lump" you into their distribution list when sending jokes and other viral email.

Lumpers by Susana Avila (MK) February 6, 2009

Leapers 

Leaders are a word given to a pair of LARGE JUICEY TITS…not exclusive to, but particularly for, a middle-aged/elderly (50s-70s) woman. Given the name because those things are LEAPING off her chest. Enough to turn a respectable man into a drooling cartoon wolf!

Goddamn! Nancy Pelosi got them LEAPERS bruh! Ayoooga! 🤤🤤

Leapers by SBtheBRAIN March 7, 2024