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lauren king

Look over there, its lauren king. She is so moist
by rolfandjimmy123 August 9, 2015
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laurencing

When a group of people/person of little skill promotes themselves as being better than they actually are while shamelessly plugging for product sponsorship.
"That team is just laurencing! They really are no competition to you or I"

"Good job Laurencing I was tempted to buy that until you promoted it"
by iTrollcrappyppl October 13, 2014
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Laurening

To post absurdly large numbers of photos of seemingly quite mundane events. That is, to digitally chronicle every second of an evening.
Named after a certain person, to whom all this carnage can be attributed.
Originally from the french, Laurener - i photo without need
and before that the greek, Λαυ + ρεν (needless + record).

Past participle: Lauren'd
Neeraj: oh god my facebook minifeed is full of bloody photo albums and i just got tagged in 79 photos
Dom: YOU GOT LAUREN'D!!!
Neeraj: I am SICK of all this mothafuckin Laurening on this mothafuckin internet!
by BWATMAN May 16, 2010
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Laurening

To vomit all over the place, barely getting any vomit in the toilet or waste basket.
Hey Rev, don't get them too drunk. We don't need ten girls laurening all over the place.
by Dode March 14, 2009
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Laurening

1. To engage in nonsensical activities that end up with results contradictory to premeditated objectives; 2. To sub-consciously push your life's emotional problems onto others while simultaneously victimizing yourself, insisting that others are the lone source of your issues.
Coined after Lauren Graham and other "reality" T.V. series actresses, this action verb may be used in many ways, such as: After laurening around, not only had I lost the respect and/ or pity of my friends, I had again created a "fresh start" in life; Laurening around has caused injury to myself, both physical and emotional.
by masterkonn98 January 16, 2014
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Laurencing

I was laurencing around the house.
by Spamam December 25, 2019
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Laurening

Also known as #Laurening

When a z-list reality television personality posts every paparazzi shot of themselves, or every tabloid/TMZ article written about them. May or may not have tipped off the paparazzi/tabloids. Named after "Love Island" USA Season 2 contestant Lauren Coogan who did not make any impact during her time in the villa, but proceeded to thirst for attention on social media after getting dumped from the villa.
Casual reality TV viewer: Did you see those pics of Stephanie from "Big Brother" on the beach yesterday?

Superfan: I did, and I had to unfollow because of all that #Laurening. And she was only in house for a week, and she's still thirsty! She probably called TMZ, too.
by Big Brother & Love Island Fan September 29, 2020
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