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paper launch

A release of a product, especially a computer component, in extremely limited quantities, making it very difficult for consumers to get their hands on. The purpose of this is generally for a company to be able to say "we have the fastest chip", before they can actually produce large numbers of them.

Thus, the product isn't really "launched" to the market, it's only launched in press releases, hence "paper" launches.
"Hey man, I can't find any vendors that sell the new, ultra-fast Intel chip. Have you found it anywhere yet?"

"Nope, nobody has it. It's just another paper launch."
paper launch by Jack September 12, 2005
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Lunicornia 

Noun: A non-functional Minecraft Bedrock Edition hack client.

Verb: Stealing someone else's code since you cannot make it yourself.
Noun: Lunicornia is the worst Minecraft client ever!

Verb: This guy literally just pulled a Lunicornia...
Lunicornia by lebruh 12345 July 27, 2020

Tennessee Boat Launch 

When you get hammered at a party and take a shit in the hosts fish tank
I had a Tennessee Boat Launch at a party last night

abort launch 

There is a point in the night of drinking when you have passed the point of no return, or you have launched. After you have launched are bound to black out, be an ass, or get into a fight. If it looks like your headed in that direction you might be able to refrain from that last drink that would put you over the edge and effectively abort launch.
Kellee told me to abort launch after she witnessed me double fisting two whiskey rocks.

Eric didn't yeld to my warnings to abort launch and ended up hitting on everyone at the bar.
One of a kind, as unique as the name. A class all her own. Well rounded person. Highly intelligent. A modest, caring person Usually tries to lay low, but can’t help to stand out. Naturally beautiful, exotic like, high sex appeal, so much that they try to hide it to not draw attention. Larger than life personality, speaks her mind and stands up for righteousness. Her opinion is one you'd want to go by. A person you will never forget. One night with her will change your sex life forever. And waking up to her will make you fall madley in love.
Person 1: There was this chick I knew, you would've love her. That girl was funner than sin.

Person 2: Whose that?

Person 1: LAURICE! I can't believe i still think of her after all these years.

Person 2: Hmm .. Beautiful name. That's different. Seems interesting.
Laurice by jayboo February 9, 2010

Launch a Dook 

I'm gonna launch a dook. Your skin will burn ... your soul will weep ... you will lose faith in God.
Launch a Dook by libohound May 6, 2009
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"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
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"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

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